Magnum OPiss Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Short story notation by magnum O'piss Sisters bday Keg A lot of hard liqour Grillin champ Latvian chicks Snake wine from vietnam Poker Beat with the ex wake up recharge the power cells and now steadily killing the last quarter of the keg by myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 With appearances by me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 And also, snake wine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 And poker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 wtf..is that?????explanation is needed for us non snake wine enthusiasts...is it available in us...i got smashed as fuck..2oe fortys then 3or4 crown royals 3sierra nevada and a corona here or there....tehgrafanddance was fully activated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 It's like sake. But it has a snake inside the bottle, and the snake is eating a scorpion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 400 pieces of lumpia were consumed in about an hour.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 Fuck drinking that snake wine. I'd just keep it in the bottle as a showpiece. That fucking scorpion looks monsterous too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 it was just one of those descisions that you regret instantly as soon as i walked inside i wanted her every single person in that shithole little emo girls thinking they're awesome because theyre underage in a club and drinking jaeger bombs i was watching them they got blasted off 2 and kept on missing the glass i bought a jd and coke fucking bartender pured the most miniscule amount of jd i almost threw it in the bitches face i told her i wasnt paying 6 for that and told her to make it to my standards the evils she gave me were hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 hahha madness!! That place is ridiculous. Maybe us Perth 12ozer's should hit it up with the sole intention of giving people shit. I just realized I have to go and get on the dole, just for a little support before I go on my holiday. I'd go book something if I didn't keep waking up at 3pm everyday. By the time I shower/shave and eat, the fucken shops are closed and I have missed out. I can' tell the difference between underagers and 18 year olds any more. Shit is too confusing with this 'KFC' generation. I also noticed there was an above average number of fatties at that place too, as if being emo and fat allows you to go out and replicate moshzilla, without the expectations of being mocked by fellow emos/goths/freaks or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 the dole! haha you bludger go out and blow it all on meth and then not eat til the next cheque but i hear you on the underage thing i go out with my girls little brother and his friends sometimes that boy can drink like a horse and causes fights where ever he goes its fucking great its a fine line between an 18 yo and an underage person ive seen people turned away who i was sure were 18 i swear i will never go to amplifier again and they almost turned me down at the door because of my clothes i looked at the bouncer and told him to look at the rest of the trash in the line "compared to them im practically giorgio fucking armani" the amount of dirty looks thrown at me from the weirdos was classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 Hahah, I was facing the same problem in a dinner-style white Yd long sleeved shirt but concealed it with my leather jacket. But I was kinda worried I might not get in also as I was like the flashed dressed person there IMO (some goth weirdos in suits might disagree). But yeah, I'll try to avoid the place from now on, unless I want to fuck an emo chick to see whether I can make her cry during sex, ahhaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 I was telling my mate on msn to go there to bash some emo kid, and he said "haha id rather cut my testicle off with a fruit knife then go there" I'm guessing that is your feeling now tango!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 yes that pretty much sums it up for me the next time im in there you'll here in the news that someone went one killing spree with 2 chainsaws and bottle of sulfuric acid fuck them, fuck that club and fuck emos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 wrong thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 Dad you go into Capitol? It doesn't look like too bad of a place, other than the emos and freaks filtering into there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 i didnt bother amplifier ruined my night i just went home and watched tv i might check it out next time im more of a pub.sunday session kind of guy a place i can sit down have a few and relax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAMER Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 why do austrailians say "pissed" instead of "drunk"? Some girl i chilled with kept saying "lets get peeeesed" and everytime she said it i was confused until i realized what it meant.....i felt kinda dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 Aussies say other things like 'Lets get gritty' and all sorts of other shit to describe getting drunk. Maybe we just like to embelish as drinking is part of the culture?? I prefer to say 'Lets get roasted' myself, as saying pissed can mean 'pissed off' as well. So yeah it is definitely down to the context it is used in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 i prefer the term "blasted" you only say drunk? wheres the fun in that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 10 beers at lunch bad idea going to lectures tipsy is great though the tav is such a cunt though i went at 1:10 and couldnt get a table so i sat down with some first years and challenged the boys to a drinking contest they got about 5 deep before they gave up good on them got numbers off the girls tango= mac daddy pimp of the freshmen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 im considering doing a team alpo piece. but thats only when im drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Polished off my bottle of Sailor Jerry with my boy. Went out and painted a truck. Fun stuff. Work tomorrow. Night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 team alpo be slackin. sleepin and shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Polished off my bottle of Sailor Jerry with my boy. Was it Barry Bonds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I had an interesting selection of booze last night cava champagne and redrum mixed with 7-up and a splash of OJ combo that with cheescake, 7.5 vics, and sleep deprevation and you get one happy magnum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 I might have to ease up on my booze consumption. I played basketball for the first time in ages tonight, only scored 4 points, and was fucked from my first lap of the floor. I have never been so unfit in my life, so it is tie to snap into it. But be sure that this impending weekend will see me get trashed at least once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I think my drinking has gotten out of hand the last few months....I consume at least a pint of vodka every night, and I mean that's just on a sitting at the crib with one of my boys, doin nothing night. Anyways...I'd been doing really well lately with the ex and whatnot, hangin out with her pretty regularly, balancing it along with the new girl, and plus a few other randoms, then yesterday shit went bad. Huge fight, some real fucked up shit was said, and I ended up drinking a liter to the face and just freaking the fuck out for like 5 or 6 hours straight. A lot of shit was broken last night, my hand is a swollen mess, and I woke up feeling like I had died at least twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 im drunk..what about you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 AB. What did I say? I told you kiddo. Is it alright if I come in here occasionally and try to be ABs mom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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