AyeBee Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 She's nothing special...I'd make the sexy time with her though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Smash the beauty bitch.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Oh yeah, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Are those pics post baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 pitstains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 Awesome shirt there IOU!! I'm gonna have to get me one made!! Some1, smash then dash. Bitch looks like a psycho Winnie Cooper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 pitstains HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Still smash though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Awesome shirt there IOU!! Thanks Maul... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Didn't want to start a new thread, but felt like posting this crap... So last night when I was drinking some friends brought to my attention that a chick I dated years ago was actually a lot younger than I was told.. I was 20/21 and the girl was 18 or so that's what I was told.. Turns out she was actually 15/16... Not too sure... This explains why when I met her pops he pulled a gun out on me... You know to subtly explain why he wasn't happy about me seeing his daughter.. You'd think that would've kept me from seeing her.. But no I still smashed until she got too annoying... The End... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 My girls dad onc e said that when I turned 18 he was gunna fuck me up....a few months after I turned 18 I went to her crib in an effort to talk some sense into him about letting me see her, when he wansered the door he was absolutely horrified, and this dude is a GIANT. It's mad funny how her whole town is fuckin terrfieid of me Time for durbnk sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 her whole town? you're the fucking grinch give back christmas you bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o.O Almost Free Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 her whole town? you're the fucking grinch give back christmas you bastard :O! that was ayebee?? you really are a bastard!!! p.s Malibu is suprizingly nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 Malibu an pineapple juice is the shit if you are drinking with a girl and are getting a bj later!! Hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o.O Almost Free Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 haha. it was given to me as a present so i decided to drink it tonight.... it went alright but still a bitch drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 Totally a bitch drink but ask the ladies how pineapple juice affects the taste of your man paste. Trust me on this. I remember back in my Bacardi days, trying that shit with pineapple juice, then going out and having a chick give me her Malilbu mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o.O Almost Free Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 i think i'll stick to straight vodka over malibu... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 i had a mammoth hang over this morning i loitered in town for a bit and got some cds then got more drunk at the local madness i tells ye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 Are you back in Perth tango? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 not til next week hombre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Dude just want to say malibu is for dudes who like to grind up on other dudes...Heres my experience with malibu... I got to party thrown by some friends I havent seen in like 3 years. These dudes are albanian (straight from albania) and shit they are just very weird people. So I meet my friend Ergy's he's a soccer player cool ass kid his brothers (rigels) the most annoying person on the planet. They are hanging out with these spanish kids one of them lost a job because he fucked around with some young ass girl on the high school volley ball team he was coaching. I walk in they are all playing beer pong playing busted ass house techno remix's of shit from like 3 years ago. Its like I just walked into a party thrown by the Gotti's themselves. Fucking blow outs oontz oontz oontz the whole time playing beer pong. Whatever in situations like this I just roll in drink my booze and start making fun of people informing them on how big of faggots they are. So I walk in to the kitchen Rigels is making a fucking malibu drink. I go oh shit nigga who you fuckin tonight? He is like what you mean this drink is for me? I was like dude there is a handle of captain right there. He is like no I LOOOVVE malibu I am like no you are a faggot. He gets mad says some shit I walk into the living room to see the two spanish dudes drinking the same shit. All the sudden some spanish song comes on Rigels and the spanish kids flip out and just start dancing with each other. At first it was like spanish style but then it turned into them grinding and shit on each other really faggotish...I turn to my boy Ergys I am like please tell me you didnt drink the fag juice too!? He just looked at me and was like Dude I have balls I aint drinkin that shit. Long story short I left early dudes dancing with each other is gay unless they are battling if you drink malibu you will have a fetish for other dudes penix slamming into your back end... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 My ex has been drunk maybe 4 times in her life...she drinks Malibu. Malibu is a bitch drink. End of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I used to drink bottles of Malibu when I was like 15...nasty shit. It's beyond a bitch drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Malibu is a mixer anyone who can drink that straight is 16 year old girl named lily **edit for the same time post....Vaj stay the fuck out of my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 haha. awesomeness. Yeah its definitely only good for mixing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 TAKE ING THE DRUNKEN RIP TOO KC TOMARROW. WHO WANT TO PAINT. DRUNLKK?:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Allf cuekd u7p, right now, vodka and Nyquil...jsut vcalled the ex and we were talking fine and suddenly I fuckin lost it, I tink I'm havin a qcomplete emotional breakdown...holla! See you guy stomorrow myabe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 man you gotta chill on that ex of yours AB really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I found ou tI had hella vodka. Vodka tonic s. I'm fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 I just got the news that I am supplying a bottle of vodka for the garbage bin punch for the Rotto trip on Friday. Should be rather fun if I can get over this fucking flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o.O Almost Free Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I just got the news that I am supplying a bottle of vodka for the garbage bin punch for the Rotto trip on Friday. Should be rather fun if I can get over this fucking flu. Orange Juice and Chicken Noodle Soup from safe ways...... oh and Green tea... From an asian super marker..... shit will get you going in no time..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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