Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear girl I met last night, You are awesome. I hope I didnt say anything drunk and stupid. -Sneak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear Sneak, Defy, and Swif, Sorry for being black-out-drunk when we met. We'll have to do it again sometime. Sober (ish), Lili Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear Lili Pancakes rule, I dont care if you want to fight about it. - Sneak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear Lili, When you go to the bay, try stopping by so we can meet this time. Yours Truly, SlutFuckNotBitchYEs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted August 7, 2007 Author Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear friend, if you send me any more texts like that, i will not hesitate ignoring you again. <3, the catface dear slut customer, thanks for telling me to turn down the music, because it's hurting your brain. eat shit and die. love always, your friendly neighborhood barista who gives you decaf every time. \dear catface your idea of giving the snobs and bitches decaf is brilliant. i will try this next time im at work. thanks again edogggggggggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear fabulous edogg, I also give them 12-15 pumps of syrup in their drinks, or whole milk instead of skim, on top of it being decaf. ENJOY BITCHES! love always, the friendly barista catface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted August 7, 2007 Author Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear future customers, you can thank catface for the torture you're about to endure. mwahahahaha your plotting barista, edoggggggggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear frozen pizzas although i ate 2 of you im still kinda hungry now i shall turn to the fridge to satisfy my hunger. Hungrily your MN fuckos!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 ps: i also, on rare occasions, reheat milk several times over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear back, please do not be too fucked up. i need you buddy. blackboat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear tonight, please be fun ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear blackboatshoes, Why are you always fucked up? Do you like do car test crashes or something? Take care of yourself bro. - Sneak and Concerned Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear sneak, you just made me el oh el bye, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear naptime, here i come calig the nig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 dear "god" why do you insist on letting my x girlfriend want to be with her other dumbass x boyfriend he treats her like shit make her realize hes an idiot and ill consider going to church at least once in the next year as a thank you ill set these cookies out for you to eat and if you would like me to eat them give me no sign. p.s. thank you homer simpson for your inspirational way to make an offer to "god" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear hospital Why are you so goddamn boring and why do you make me pee in a cardboard funnel thing? I appreciate what you do for me, but why couldn't you have given me a spot with a TV? Yours till next time, Parklife Dear girlfriend You know I love you and shit, but there is no need to wrap me in cotton wool! I'm not going to pass out again every time you turn your back. I'm sorry I gave you a fright, but stop suffocating me. Yours forever and shit, Parklife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dear Parklife. WHAT THE HELL BRO??? Is everyone sick and dying? What will I do when everyone is gone? -Sneak and lonely Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 dear "danielle" please stop calling my house and leaving me messages you weird bitch i have no clue as to who the fuck you are. how did you even get my number you creep? love sleeping boner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Deer fishing poles, Please try and catches more fishes next time. Love, Todaywasashittyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Dear Sneak It's all good, I'm not dying any quicker than you are. I just push myself too hard sometimes. Yours in health, Parklife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Dear Hubcap Man, please give me a good deal on the hubcap i need for my car, I dont wanna have to pay $115 for a new one from the Mitsubishi dealership. thanks hopefully your next customer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 dear mario & luigi cut your mustaches & lose the accent let's see what happens ? xlando Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 dear sinuses, cut the bullshit already, or i'm fishing you out with a fucking fork. no love, extreme head pressure catface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 dear catface you would really fork yourself? love ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 over these bitchmade sinuses, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 dear catface get well soon. love sleeping racoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Dear catface Be carefuls plz. Love, Parklife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 thats some good parenting skills in action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 dear parklife that made my nose hurt sleeping cocoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 dear parklife, HAHAHA...awesome post!! caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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