El Mamerro Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Apathy has actually worked in my favor. The boss(es) scramble when I start looking bored as hell, cause they know they're giving me bullshit work. Also whenever someone else's incompetence results in our dept. having to work our asses off late, I don't get angry, I just say "I really couldn't care less, I'll work a bit on it and if it gets done then great, but if it doesn't and if you wanna fire me, that's fine". When the good work comes, I bust my ass off and produce great shit, and make them realize what I'm worth. The bullshit work has been in steady decline since I adopted this attitude, it's straight out of Office Space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 ass pennies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 steal until you can steal no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 kill someone, you'll get free meals for the rest of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIRE IRON Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I spit in one of my boss' sodas before and watched him drink that shit a couple minutes later.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 some of that stuff is just over the top and unnecessary. If you're that unhappy, then just quit or don't go back. Spitting in people's drinks, shitting on their money...come on guys....shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 email your boss a love letter and naked pictures of yourself like it was meant to be sent to someone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 this kid i know didn't show up to work for 3 days. on the fourth, he called in pregnant. months later, they rehired him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 start to act like youre on drugs.... . this guy is on the right track. what he should have said was, show up on drugs. that will work like a charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudebra1 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 When I was like 15 or so I worked at Safeway. I usually just swept the aisles and bagged groceries. I got so bored that I started making my own messes. I'd knock bottles of pickles off the shelves or poke holes in sugar bags just for something to do. I would have quit but at 15 this was probably the best job I could get. They fired me after two weeks because they said they had evidence of me destroying company property. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 saying 'the fuck outta here' to the owner was by far the fastest firing i've ever had. the threat of physical violence works well too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Can be satisfying. It can also bring guilt. What are some ways you people have made your boss say "You're fired"? I got fired once for taking a blunt brake but i usally never get fired my last job I quit I just walked in and said I quit this bitch!!!!! my boss was so mad she was gonna strangle me I just walked out on her all high I didnt even:spent: care cause she had already paid me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Just tell the boss to go fuck him self Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 the threat of physical violence works well. it must be directed at management/owners while in their presence IMO to work correctly though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Your Life! Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 you can run up in the girls bathroom and..... tickle on the toilet seat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 its looks much better if you give a weeks notice dudes then you get a refferral for your next job. anyways i hated this job and i didnt know how to quit so one day i told my boss i had to watch my little brother and he said something like go watch the little kid then something about prioritys or something of that sort. and i said yeah my family is my priorty he said something i forget and i told him fuck you im done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 8, 2006 Author Share Posted November 8, 2006 I called back today and left the same message, and he has called back a few times with an urgent "call back as soon as possible". I'm taking my time to call back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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