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AWFUL JOKES

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Guest BROWNer

alright, if you're like me, you like really crappy jokes that

just completely suck and fall flat on their face....

if you have any, post 'em up please....or whats really fun

is make some up on the spot...

here's one i made up when i was 4 years old. its one

of only a handful that have stayed with me my whole

life...................

 

 

knock knock...

 

who's there?

 

baldy...

 

baldy who?

 

baldy has no hair.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Here's one i said to a girl on the bus 6 years ago(i changed locations to make it understandable)

 

She:Where do you live?

Me: philadelhia

She: you mean philadelphia right?

Me: no, philadelhia

she: where is that?

Me:next to philadelphia

 

 

oh god...these glowing moments

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hahhaha...

 

this track had me laughing my ass off, its soo horrible...

 

"Ya Teef Iz Yellow" - Canibus

 

Now thats one geezawful hilariouse joke...

 

Ya teef is yellow like pinaple punch :lol:

 

 

Happy thanksgiving to all.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

*the worst ever

 

-Go to hell!!!,

Hey, where the fuck you think youre going muthafucka! come back here

-Fuck you!

-NO, fuck you, ya hear FUCK YOU!!!

What the fuck are you doin now? huh? quit fuckin around

Get outta here before i break your neck!!!

...Leaving again pussy? huh?

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Guest BROWNer

hahaaaa....what the fuck.....thats..awesome...........

...i don't get it at all..................

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Guest imported_Tesseract

I wouldnt get it if i didnt made it;)

 

It needs to be spoken to be understood since it requires gesticulation.

Its a game on the imperative character of yelling at someone and the assumption that he literally executes what he's told.

ex. -'GO to hell! [the person starts walking(going to hell)]

------'Hey, where the fuck you think youre going muthafucka! come back here!'

 

 

 

....still not funny.

 

*I was getting real drunk this summer

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Guest BROWNer

ah....

i'm still in awe of your 'philadelhia' joke.....

haha...

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that one about an impatient cow has been dogging me for 3 weeks, I hate that joke, and nobodoy ever tells it directly to me, just to people I'm with so I have to suffer through it time and again...

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Guest BROWNer

another awful one...with an awkward punchline, but hey...

here goes:

 

there's this guy who's out for a jog and he decides to hit

the back country roads...after some time he gets pretty

darn sweaty and out of breath, not to mention thirsty...

so he sees what looks like a bar up ahead and heads for

it....gets there, walks in out of breath, sits down at the bar

and says to whomever is listening, 'i'm so thirsty i could

lick a cows balls'....

the whole room moos....

 

yea....pretty bad..another childhood favourite that was unbelievably

funny....

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Guest TEARZ

for some reason i thought this was the funniest joke when i was 8....

 

what did spock find in the toilet of the starship enterprise?

 

the captain's log...

 

HAHAHAHAHA i'm actually laughing right now thinking about it....

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What's feathery, wears rubber, and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

 

 

 

A scuba diving chicken.

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"knock knock"

"who's there?"

"Dwayne"

"Dwayne who?"

"Dwayne the bathtub momma, I am dwowning"

 

 

"knock knock"

"who's there?"

"Phillip"

"phillip who?"

"Phillip the bathtub mommy I am dirty (pronounced doi-tee)"

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how did the (insert race/gender/hair color here) die racking the leaves? they fell out of the tree

 

why did the man fall off his bike?

he had no legs

 

why did the man fall off his bike?

someone threw a fridge at him

 

whats big, white and sits in a tree?

a fridge in a tree

 

how did the fridge kill the man with no legs riding a bike?

it fell out of the tree while racking the leaves

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this joke goes without laughing...except mine usually

 

I made it up...

 

 

 

What do pornstars and nuns have in common?

 

 

 

 

 

NUTTIN'!

 

hahaha

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Guest BROWNer

Re: this joke goes without laughing...except mine usually

 

haha...

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here is an awfuk joke.

 

 

why were you running?

 

becuae he was getting chased .

 

 

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAH

 

HA

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IM SKINNY TUE SKINNY

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Originally posted by TEARZ

for some reason i thought this was the funniest joke when i was 8....

 

what did spock find in the toilet of the starship enterprise?

the captain's log...

 

HAHAHAHAHA i'm actually laughing right now thinking about it....

 

What do the Starship Enterprize and Charmin toilet paper have in common?

 

they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons...:crazy:

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