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So i get into work today and they asked if they could take up my laptop for "random spot check." I thought straight away that they wanted to check my laptop for porn. So i say "nuh i didnt bring it" and they gave me this full complicated lecture about how i should bring it everyday to work.

 

but anyway..i get home and now i have to delete all porn and illegal music and shit. But they tell me that there is a program they can use to check everything that i have deleted. Is this true? If so, is there a way where i can beat this program so that when they do run this so called program, they will not find all the porn, music, graffiti pictures that i have deleted?

 

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delete it from the recycle bin then copy some big files to your hard drive then delete them do that a few times, that should overwrite those shits i would think

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Your company gives you a lap top and you don't have a friend in IT? My IT manager is an Austrian Christian weird-o who I try to get to talk about porn all the time. When he finds weird stuff (not pron, but weird stuff) on my office computer I make up reasons for why its there and proceed tio ask why he can't stop the h@x0rz.

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to answer some questions, the reason why i would get introuble for having porn, illegal music, graffiti flicks is because its a company laptop and i am going against a contract i signed when i started the job.

and no i dont have any friends down in IT. Maybe the fact they dont really like me for some reason. Theyre probably the reaosn why my company decided to "randomly" do a computer check on me

 

the advice has been great so far. thanks fellas

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Get Wincleaner

 

 

or tuneup utilites...it has DOD reg destruction on it....wipe yo shit clean as a whistle.

 

 

Or you could always take a magnet to your harddrive.

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Get Wincleaner

 

 

or tuneup utilites...it has DOD reg destruction on it....wipe yo shit clean as a whistle.

 

 

Or you could always take a magnet to your harddrive.

 

hahaha sounds good. got a link?

 

and il keep you guys updated on it tomorrow..see how everything goes

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rename teh pornoz with something nice, for example:

bukkakeanalrape_120.wmv --> important_extra_work.doc

 

then they find out you've done 40gbs extra work for free, you get promotion

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Or you could always take a magnet to your harddrive.

 

i think sneak has the best solution right here.

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burn your house, with the lap top in it...

 

oh, ha ha, I like this one even better

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rename teh pornoz with something nice, for example:

bukkakeanalrape_120.wmv --> important_extra_work.doc

 

then they find out you've done 40gbs extra work for free, you get promotion

 

 

 

BLAMMMMOO!!!!!!!

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this story is going to have a bad ending

 

no matter what you do all the files will still be there unless you have a week to delete all these files (by formatting the hard drive and running a DoD wipe across it like 5 times and maybe they will not find it

 

best option here if you are so worried just replace the hard drive

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