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So Im sitting here bored out my mind and watching family guy. I absolutly love this show and it has so many good segments in it. Entertaining the whole 30 min through. Whats your favorite part?

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when the 2 guys n peter r singin "500 miles" and he starts basheing them saying thats my part or smfin like that lol

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Peter dances with paula abdul in footage of the video for oppisites attract.

 

"I take-2 steps forward

I take-2 steps back

We come together

Cuz im dressed like a cat"

 

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Peter: It's just like having sex with Kobe Bryant. You can kick and scream all you want...but it's still gonna happen

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Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

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that's what i was doing last night.

then we switched it to The 25th hour.

 

"you realise you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie, right?

"yeah, I do it for the ladies."

"do the ladies ever tell you you look like a fucking optical illusion?"

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Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.

Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.

(They all drink.)

Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.

(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)

Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.

(Only Quagmire drinks.)

****About 33 drinks later****

Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.

Quagmire: Oh God.

(Quagmire takes a drink.)

Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.

Quagmire: Oh come on!

(Quagmire drinks again.)

Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.

Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)

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God: Here, let me light that for you, babe.

(Zap with Thunderbolt to the cigarette)

Girl: Hey, thanks!

God: Yep, magic fingers (chuckles).

(Zap with Thunderbolt to the girl incinerating her.)

God: Jesus Christ!

Jesus: What?

God: Get the Escalade! We're outta here!

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Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.

Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.

(They all drink.)

Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.

(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)

Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.

(Only Quagmire drinks.)

****About 33 drinks later****

Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.

Quagmire: Oh God.

(Quagmire takes a drink.)

Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.

Quagmire: Oh come on!

(Quagmire drinks again.)

Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.

Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)

 

 

Hey let's draw on him. Heeheeheeheehee...

 

"penus"

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