SUR X3 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 YOUR COUSIN????!!!???! WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE FUCKING THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 "dont touch me there daddy, mommys not in bed yet" my cousin says that at the worst possible times ... get a reaction everytime. Quoting this incase he tries to edit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 "i have a penis" true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 shit i was gone all weekend and this thing is still here, well i got one from this weekend.. random drunk girl walks up to me and a friend drinking beers in back of a show with her tits hanging out. then asks " if i go in the bushes to have sex with both of you are you going to rape me?" then just jumps on my friend and starts trying to pull his pants off. i walked away and left them to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 You know what the not-funniest thing a girl can say is? The word "dude". I hate that shit coming out of a girl's mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 hearing what girls have to say after they queef is always funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Oh my god that's never happened before" Sure bitch, you queef all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 hahahaha thats what they all say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "dont touch me there daddy, mommys not in bed yet" my cousin says that at the worst possible times ... get a reaction everytime. You guys are sleeping on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRAZY1 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Oh my god that's never happened before" Sure bitch, you queef all the time. hahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk1 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "im a virgin" *laughs* "im not a ho wtf" i laugh even harder (because she was a ho) also "draw my name" that one had me laughing a lot when i was younger, that and "Draw my tattoo" o shoot i was in school and i heard the best way to get out of that the girl asked wow you know how to do graffiti thats so cool do my name then some guys like uhmm nah it takes to long sorry then he kinda just ignored her haha:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 when chicks get pissed and they say things like "suck my dick" it makes me laugh (not from gi jane) Yep, same exact reason calling a chick a 'dickhead' is always a winner. For bonus points call your mum a 'wanker'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 hearing what girls have to say after they queef is always funny. Me- What the fuck..did you just fart? Her- NO! That wasnt my butt.. Me- Okay good. Because..you know if it was your butt.. Her-Fuck you..GIRLS DO FART. Stop with all the "OOO Girls cant poop." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 Yep, same exact reason calling a chick a 'dickhead' is always a winner. For bonus points call your mum a 'wanker'. Haha, I call random old ladies when I'm driving... "dick ladies." ex. "WTF are you doing dick lady!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 i got a text saying "is tupac still alive" Me - Your nose is bleeding lauren . . Her - WHERE?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Censored: ...i would never hit you like you hit me Censored: and i know you only hit me because you love me <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Censored: i think its adorable!! Spit850: its fucking nasty Censored: lol like the shoes and my myspace song Censored: lol, you hate me Spit850: haha Spit850: your face Not really what shes saying. Just what i am. I tickle myself somtimes./nohomo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 i laughed at something this asian girl said in the gym today. she was complaining to the staff about some dude talking too loudly. and i do recall him being loud. the staff guy was like "do you know who he is" and she was like "uh yeah, i'm sure everybody does by now" actually, not that funny but i laughed because i thought she was one of those asian fobs that didn't speak good english but when she opened her mouth she sounded like a straight white chick, like many asian girls do i realize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I was at a small party that turned into a coke party. And I said, "I've never done that shit, and I never will." and this chick starts saying, "Do it! Do it! Throw your life away!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 4, 2007 Author Share Posted January 4, 2007 bump... this needs to be added to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 if i was a gold digger you definitely wouldnt be my man i forgot to moisturize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 "I wonder how they got the water in there after the bottles been sealed" -A girl I knew referring to a bottle of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 no way nobody is that dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 A lot of girls I met are that dumb.... Heres some more. "How do you make the car go" -reffering to simple driving mechanics "Theres no chickens in my head" -a girls response to a clucking sound I made behind her back Ill try to think of some more later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 "a clutch is something you pull to make the car go" -answer some girl gave me when i asked her if she knew what a clutch was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 "Do you think theres other people out there in this country" - a slip up she meant to say universe but I still let her have it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 me: a lot of girls wear fake glasses now girl: i wear fake glasses too lol me: yeah haha me: haha how often? girl: only when i study girl: it makes me look smart girl: hahaa me: haha yeah glasses raise your iq like 10 points girl: no way girl: are you serious? Another girl in high school said Hitler was the president of the United States during WWII. She also asked me if there was a Hot War... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted January 4, 2007 Author Share Posted January 4, 2007 Hahaha.... those are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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