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Verse 1

 

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right

A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth

Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don’t start fights

And niggas always gotta high cap

Showin’ all his boys how he shot em

But real gangsta-ass niggas don’t flex nuts

Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em

And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta

Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep

Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7

Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don’t sleep

 

And all I gotta say to you

Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin’, pussy-eatin’ prankstas

Cuz when the fry dies down what the fuck you gonna do

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

 

Verse 2

 

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Feedin’ the poor and hepin out wit they bills

Although I was born in jamaica

Now I’m in the us makin’ deals

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

I mean one that you don’t really know

Ridin’ around town in a drop-top benz

Hittin’ switches in my black six-fo’

Now gangsta-ass niggas come in all shapes and colors

Some got killed in the past

But this gangtsa here is a smart one

Started living for the lord and I’ll last

 

Now all I gotta say to you

Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin’ cocksuckin’ prankstas

When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

 

Verse 3

 

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

A real gangta-ass nigga knows the play

Real gangsta-ass niggas get the flyest of the bitches

Ask that gangsta-ass nigga little jake

Now bitches look at gangsta-ass niggas like a stop sign

And play the role of little miss sweet

But catch the bitch all alone get the digit take her out

And then dump-hittin’ the ass with the meat

Cuz gangsta-ass niggas be the gang playas

And everythings quiet in the clique

A gangsta-ass nigga pulls the trigger

And his partners in the posse ain’t tellin’ off shit

Real gangsta-ass niggas don’t talk much

All ya hear is the black from the gun blast

And real gangsta-ass niggas don’t run for shit

Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can’t run fast

Now when you in the free world talkin’ shit do the shit

Hit the pen and let the mothafuckas shank ya

But niggas like myself kick back and peep game

Cuz damn it feels good to be a gangsta

 

Verse 4

 

And now, a word from the president!

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Gettin voted into the white house

Everything lookin good to the people of the world

But the mafia family is my boss

So every now and then I owe a favor gettin’ down

Like lettin’ a big drug shipment through

And send ’em to the poor community

So we can bust you know who

So voters of the world keep supportin’ me

And I promise to take you very far

Other leaders better not upset me

Or I’ll send a million troops to die at war

To all you republicans, that helped me win

I sincerely like to thank you

Cuz now I got the world swingin’ from my nuts

And damn it feels good to be a gangsta

 

 

one of the best songs ever

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2 pages, thats what i like to see when i come home from hustlin.

 

 

 

Heres some more movies with funny negroids on the cover:

 

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Synopsis:

On the verge of breaking up, a young couple enrolls in a study on relationships and find that they might just be meant for each other after all.

 

 

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Synopsis:

A lesbian couple decide they want to have a baby and put in motion a plan for one of them to play straight and get a heterosexual man to get her pregnant. Hilarious complications ensue, and a surprise ending reveals a new take on the American family!

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Is that the graff writer make-out movie?

 

The thing is, that has happened in my circle of writer friends more than once...not with me, mind you, but I've heard some stories that made me go, "Hmmm...never saw that coming." (sarcasm)

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I met this guy from the Dominican Republic who liked to fuck trannies...he said it was okay because they were really women on the inside, and as long as he was fucking them and not the other way around he was still a man.

 

I didn't want to go into it with him...it must be a cultural thing, kind of like "The Down Low", I imagine.

 

Writers on the DL...that's the next big emo thing.

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Besides my extremely closeted roommate I don't think I hang out with anyone who is gay.

 

Plus, I'm in my thirties....it's a fact of life that the older you get, the more you find out about your friends that surprises you. Some of the time, anyway. I'm cool with gay folks, though...I've been around them long enough to realize that if they know you aren't interested, there's ten others that are.

What other people do on their own time doesn't really interest or bother me at all.

 

My first house on my own was almost entirely gay or bi except for me and one other guy, and it was a blast...we partied constantly, and I never got hit on unless it was by friends of theirs....and, once they knew where I stood, no big deal.

 

Everybody used to think I'm gay, but the fact that I always seemed to get more straight action than the rest of them set the record straight. No pun intended.

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A couple more before bed:

HES HAVING FUN BEING CRUSHED BY THAT RING

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Synopsis:

Kinky and Ta-Ta want to find a man they can marry so they bet each other on who can find one first. The laughs won't stop until the first, "I do."

 

 

 

 

AWWWWWWWWWW SHIET! ITS BIG WORM!

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Synopsis:

When a serial rapist/killer leaves one victim alive, two detectives decide to follow her in hopes of discovering who the killer really is.

 

 

 

 

READ THE SYNOPSIS, THEY FUCKING RUIN THE GOOD PARTS!

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Nikita's (Essence Atkins) a sassy high school student with a crush on her English teacher, Mr. Jackson (Kenney Lee), whose fiancee' (Mari Morrow) is the principal. Nikita works in a hip hop clothing store and hates her boss for not promoting her. So she gets back at him by stealing clothes and selling them at school. Mr. Jackson catches her and tells her mom. Then Nikita and her friend Tangy are almost attacked by two white men, and Nikita gets caught in bed with Mr. Jackson. It's tough to be a teen!

 

 

 

 

STARRING CRUNCHY BLACK OF TRE SIX MAFIA FAME

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Synopsis:

Eric is the typical nerd who dreams of the perfect girl. Rather than being lonely, he aggressively pursues women that do not want him. Eric, with the advice of a knucklehead friend, makes a decision to get an image makeover. The sex crazed duo enlist the help of a real ladies man, their next-door neighbor. After a lot of drama from crazy women and hurting the only person that truly cared for him, Eric soon realizes being a player is not what he imagined it to be.

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