10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 it only happens once and a while, but you know when you take a piss, and its coming out nicely, and then all of a sudden like some retarded shit happens and some of the piss starts to spray in a different direction or drip out and get all over your pants or if your just wearing shorts it gets on your legs....and then you need to all contort and aim your dick so it all gets in there...it usually happens after sex or it just happens randomly this shit pisses me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how how are are you you Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 and this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 yea this thread fuckin sucks too....i was 100% sure someone would say it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 let it die now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 do guidos really exist?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 - or.... ....when u got morning wood, and u gotta piss like crazy, so u have to do some strait yoga type bend shit to help it all get the fuck outta yer dick... ..yeah, that's annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 i hate it when that happens. it happens after i wang or when im really drunk. agreed. that fucking sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 its worse when your wearing khakis because the piss stains are even more visible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 After a mad dickin session i aim straight for the bath tub. I dont care whos house it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 and the sack problem when your balls stick to the side of your legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 When you get that balls smell on your hands. Maybe I should scrub more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 pee in the butt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 or like when your balls just cut turf and dip back into your body for months at a time, yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 hahaha that has never happend to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 You must have a small penis...^^ <homo=off> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 me penis is THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 hahahahah the worst is the morning after when you get it all over the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 It sucks when that shit happens where it starts to spray everywhere and it gets on my sock...fucking socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 or when you accidently piss all over the floor and toilet because your aim wasnt right, and your faced the decision to either get down on your knees and clean all the piss up, or leave it and have the bathroom smell like a subway station filled with bums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 when your drunk and you just piss everywhere in the bathroom and in the morning you walk in bare foot and shit's sticky. then your too hung over to do anything so you go back to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 yea you get back into the covers with piss all over your feet, or on your legs from your drunkin morning piss and your like fuck it, and let the soft clothe absorb the piss off your body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 do guidos really exist?? They're all over the upper east coast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aReJae Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Peeing on your leg is only the beginning of what sucks. i have mad problems, PROBLEMS SUCK, I MEAN THEY FUCKING SUCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 arent you a girl?? how do you piss on your own legs, doesnt girly pee go down what really creeps me out about girl piss is how it gets all over their vagina lips, and they only wipe it with toilet paper and think its ready to go...god damn use a fucking johnsons wipe or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 peeing while im half asleep in the middle of the night with the lights off so that shit doesnt hurt my eyes..my aim depends on my hearing on this once....anyone else pee in the dark ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klip Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I think the worst is when you just whip it out over your pants like on top of the belt because your too lazy to undo the zipper and pull it out and it doesnt let you pee because the belt it constraining the pee and then when you undo the belt the pee just starts flying all over the place and when you finally have control of your wiener only a few drops come out and your so lazy so you just wipe up the pee with your socks and then toss them on the bedroom floor, that sucks... haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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