^ . ^ Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 gee, I wish i could find a nice guy with great values like these... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 the first guy you see in your day...... shake his hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 gee' date=' I wish i could find a nice guy with great values like these...[/quote'] youll never be ready for the season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 "19. If we drink too much, we do not need someone to hold our hair back and act like our babysitter. We have puked before and know how to handle it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 irish people are great:huh: ........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 that was funny as hell. i'm irish too. hurrah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 i forgot about that phrase garlic. fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r00t Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 man, hawaii is fucked up like this: you can get picked out in a crowd if the cops show up... if the cops pop up on the scene because someone got punched in the face, a hawaiian woman will fully be like "officer thats the man right there" and point you out nosy fucking hawaiians last time i got into a car accident, a hawaiian lady came OUT of her house and she said to the cops "officer i know he was speeding, i could hear how fast he was going" what a dumb bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOAR Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 47. You don't have to ask our permission to make out with another chick. Just do it but make sure we are there to watch. Haha, awesome. And hello everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facee Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 guys are amazing, only if all guys where this perfect. ohhhh yes and helllo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 toss ma salad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 this couple I know use to always talk about how they tossed each other's salad and how underated it was. Shit got old real fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 you know you'd like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOAR Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 this couple I know use to always talk about how they tossed each other's salad and how underated it was. Shit got old real fast. Lmao, sounds really interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I'd like to hear that conversation.. Johnny- "Boy oh boy Susie, that ass lickin sure was great last night." Susie- "Sure was Johnny, that spinach you ate tasted better on the way out, so underrated!!." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 haha, something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 My dude eats his girl's ass, he likes it. I don't even eat pussy, so that's just waaaaaaaaaaaaay out of reach for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 this thread is gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 this thread is pure garbage. maybe instead of typing out all 50 of those.. you could have been out doing something productive like.. impaling your self in a pit of spikes. i dunno just an idea. ---------------- seriously that is some complete douchebag shit. if those are your values you are a waste of skin. and should be dragged from the back of a pick up truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 nothing wrong with ass eating as long as lady keeps herself real real clean. turning things down/not ever trying new things=bad sex. 2 cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 nothing wron with genital herps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted June 11, 2006 Author Share Posted June 11, 2006 this thread is pure garbage. maybe instead of typing out all 50 of those.. you could have been out doing something productive like.. impaling your self in a pit of spikes. i dunno just an idea. ---------------- seriously that is some complete douchebag shit. if those are your values you are a waste of skin. and should be dragged from the back of a pick up truck. good thing i didnt type it then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhalant Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 2 in the PINK 1 in the STINK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 this thread is pure garbage. maybe instead of typing out all 50 of those.. you could have been out doing something productive like.. impaling your self in a pit of spikes. i dunno just an idea. ---------------- seriously that is some complete douchebag shit. if those are your values you are a waste of skin. and should be dragged from the back of a pick up truck. You're a fag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 2 in the PINK 1 in the STINK! but if two fit it's star trek style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 last time i got into a car accident, a hawaiian lady came OUT of her house and she said to the cops "officer i know he was speeding, i could hear how fast he was going" what a dumb bitch and you didnt throw a brick at her head? I mean seriously how can you tell how fast some ones going by listening. PUH-Lease! I bet she caused the accident. Some people....:shakehead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 maybe instead of typing out all 50 of those.. you could have been out doing something impaling your self in a pit of spikes. . there's this new thing called copy and paste. fucking mongaloid. as for the hawaian bitch should of kicked her in the face and said "you hear that bitch". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~>MooseKnuckle<~ Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 47. You don't have to ask our permission to make out with another chick. Just do it but make sure we are there to watch.. 4 real tho - act like bo jax and nike and just do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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