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I CRASHED MY CAR TODAY!!!

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Unfortunately you werent ejected through the windsheild.

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Guest nutsonmychin!
Unfortunately you werent ejected through the windsheild.

 

and how

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Unfortunately you werent ejected through the windsheild.

 

 

didn't bobby and whitney's marriage teach us anything about life?

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UNFORTUNATELY I DIDNT EJECT THE CONTENTS OF MY SCROTUM INTO YOUR FACE ROIDBOY

 

So you're a fag too Moe?

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
I JUST REAR ENDED SOME BITCH IN A VAN! SHE HAD A FAT ASS BUT SHE HAD MAD PANTY LINE. YEA SO ANYWAYS MY CARS FUCKED UP AND SHIT. GONNA COST ME MAD MONEY. LIFE IS GOOD.

 

 

God dont like ugly

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well, that'll teach you to pay attention to where you're going

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
well' date=' that'll teach you to pay attention to where you're going[/quote']

 

 

You forgot to say "Asshat"

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well what the hell is wrong with you, you should have taken pictures of the damage and the (GOODS)

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if there was an asian female driver involved in a car crash, it's automatically her fault by default

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just kidding u mother fuckers

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You forgot to say "Asshat"

 

oh, sorry....

 

 

That'll teach you to keep your eyes on the road next time..............ASSHAT!!!!

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BOUT TA STICK MY DICK THROUGH THE BACK OF YA PANTS!
talk to dr dre about that. i hear he knows a thing or two about snatching people from the backside

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WELL SHE DID STOP HELLA QUICK IN FRONT OF ME. I WAS ON HER ASS PRETTY HARD SO AS SOON AS SHE STOPPED I COLDNT BRAKE FAST ENOUGH.

 

So it was half her fault for gook-driving, and half your fault for riding her ass.

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Why couldnt you have rearended me....

 

 

 

no homo i just really need a new car...

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