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I spent the night in lockup..

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..and some dero and an Indian bloke wouldnt shut up while I was trying to sleep. Twats!

I mean seriously, who's trying to meet your new best friend in a holding cell.

 

Oh I was caught bombing but they couldnt pin it so the cops arrested me for Drunk and Dissorderly just to fuck with me.

Good times.

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wasnt so bad for me, loads of chics had been pulled for shoplifting cd's so every cell around me had chics in it, had a right old chat ,then they got taken away and i was left with some peado opposite, so i started seein how much i could pisss him off, so he flicked some sweetcorn under his door into mine, weirdo.

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who the hell would bother stealing a CD?

You would be suprised, I bust all kinds of people racking pathetic shit.

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CD's cost 18-20 bucks.

You can get money for them.

Why would you even question racking CD's?

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who the hell would bother stealing a CD?

 

Dude, I rack everything...a CD is far from the least expensive thing I would take

 

And when I was in lockup last week there was a dude snoring SO fuckin loud, it was incredible. Me and my boy were doin everythin possible to try to wake him up, nothin. The next day at the courthouse I was talkin to him and he told me how when he got pulled over he knew he was gunna get brought in so he just popped 4 vikes to go to sleep haha

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you spent friday night in there?

 

out here youd be in there until at least monday

The longest police can hold you without charge in Australia is 8 hours.

Except if you are arrested under terrorism laws, then I think its 2 weeks.

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It was my worst, when I was in a cell, and the guy 2 doors along just kept booting his door, bang bang bang fuck about 6 hours. FUCKKKKKKK SHUTT UPPPPP.

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jail is so boring. The longest i have ever been locked up is a couple months. I cant imagine being in that bitch for years or some shit.

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except for the free meals, free room, free board, and sex.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

haha [/no homo]

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NOTHING LIKE GETTING YOUR SALAD TOSSED BY SOME 350 POUND BALLED NIGGA NAMED CURLY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and if you wanted to know I PREFER SYRUP!

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Because programs like SoulSeek exist.

 

And what the hell is that some internet shit? Not every nigga on the streets has the internet my dude.:biglaugh:

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dude, most people wouldnt rack em for themselves, you cant sell 'soilseek' out of the back of yer car

 

Most i been in is about 20 hours, aparently jail isnt as bad as being in a cell as you know whats happening, and have shit to do.

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