HydrogenPeroxide Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Mothers Day is this sunday. Go buy your mom something nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Don't worry, I already got all of your moms "something nice." ZING! Take that, Channel Zero! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 "Fuckface? I'll have to remember that next time i'm climbing off yer mum." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I'm trying to get this job driving a Hallmark van and restocking convenient stores. Cards for days playboy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 kl'k nl'/kl/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 working in flower shop = h8 mother's day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 buy your moms a dildo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I got arrested this weekend for my mom...She loves that kind of stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 ^ oh man. Good luck with that. I'd really like to get my mom a present, but I'm just gonna put my name on the card with the present my bro gives, and I'm gonna put down a deposit on the ps3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Don't worry, I already got all of your moms "something nice." ZING! Take that, Channel Zero! Sweet, can you put my name on the card? And do you provide the same service for Father's Day? -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 I bought my moms a dildo thats sweet.......I got mine flowers oops wrong thread............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 already sent her some cards, wish i could do more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Mothers Day is this sunday. Go buy your mom some meth :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Sweet, can you put my name on the card? And do you provide the same service for Father's Day? -fuse. Nah, just give him a tie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 your mother sucks cock in hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 i thought it had already been mothers day, is it on the same day in the uk as in america? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 ah, ive answered my own question: Mother's Day will be celebrated on Sunday May 14, 2006 (in the U.S.). In the UK Mothering Sunday is celebrated on the 26th of March, 2006. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 I've been drawing mother's day cards for nineteen years. That shit's not changing now, or ever. As far as i'm concerned mother's day is a jewish holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 On a side note, anyone seen that porno with a ton of fisting, and then segways into S&M with one woman choking another woman while shouting "UNH YEAH SUCK THAT SHIT OFF HIS DICK" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Yeah i think i can recall that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 My mom's an evil bitch. I'll buy her a candle as usual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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