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HydrogenPeroxide

Hey, just a reminder...

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"Fuckface? I'll have to remember that next time i'm climbing off yer mum."

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I'm trying to get this job driving a Hallmark van and restocking convenient stores. Cards for days playboy!

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^ oh man. Good luck with that.

 

I'd really like to get my mom a present, but I'm just gonna put my name on the card with the present my bro gives, and I'm gonna put down a deposit on the ps3.

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Don't worry, I already got all of your moms "something nice."

 

 

 

ZING!

 

Take that, Channel Zero!

Sweet, can you put my name on the card?

 

 

And do you provide the same service for Father's Day?

-fuse.

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I bought my moms a dildo

 

 

thats sweet.......I got mine flowers

 

 

 

 

oops wrong thread............

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
Mothers Day is this sunday. Go buy your mom some meth

 

:o :o

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ah, ive answered my own question: Mother's Day will be celebrated on Sunday May 14, 2006 (in the U.S.). In the UK Mothering Sunday is celebrated on the 26th of March, 2006.

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I've been drawing mother's day cards for nineteen years. That shit's not changing now, or ever. As far as i'm concerned mother's day is a jewish holiday.

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On a side note, anyone seen that porno with a ton of fisting, and then segways into S&M with one woman choking another woman while shouting "UNH YEAH SUCK THAT SHIT OFF HIS DICK"

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