CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 do you dress up in gimp outfits after your shift due to the overwhelming amounts of stress you're exposed to on a daily bases? i just go around harrassing the blacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 can you hook me up with a job? come down to my office 850 bryant san francisco CA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 did you pinch my twomp then pocket it and smoke it with your buddies at your bbq last weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 - what's the deal with "beat wives"? and, how many do you have?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 i just go around harrassing the blacks I'm sorry, we like to be politically correct around these parts. African-Americans will do. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 did you pinch my twomp then pocket it and smoke it with your buddies at your bbq last weekend? i usually sell confiscated drugs back to the community now if you had some e pills, that might have been me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 because you were a public nuisance' date=' and i have to commend mackfatsoe on his excellent detective skills in figuring out who you were[/quote'] well, to hell with him too! Captain Funcrusher and his little sidekick....Buzzkill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 super Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I might want to become a cop. Crooked of course. What type of requierments are there in getting a badge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^BANNED^ Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 how many niggas you set up so far? and: training day? thumbs up, thumbs down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Ban this man for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^BANNED^ Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Ban this man for life. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 i got a question, why do cops hate fire department works? they do more work, go more good, save more lives. also, since you're a cop, and you apparently write. do you sometimes go through identity crisis? ever catch a toss up and then attempt to arrest yourself? ever lie to yourself with a fake alibi then hit yourself with a phonebook? if so....that'd be great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 a cop? what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I think Rent-A-Cop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 can i put the siren on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 boxers or briefs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Does your captain know you post on a graffiti message board? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 haha,new orleans is full of corrupt cops,trust me betta axe sumbody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollink Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 aren't most cops maladjusted little weirdos that only go into police work so that they can unfairly exert and abuse authority to make ordinary citizens as depressed and angry as they themselves are? can one of the requirements for employment be that you were hugged as a child? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 When it comes to 'good cop' / 'bad cop' time during interrogation, do you flip a coin? Or is it just assumed that your bi courious partner plays good piggy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 because they eat all the watermelon hahah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Crooked of course. As if there were any other kind... My question would be: What is your absolute favorite form of cruel and unusual punishment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 I might want to become a cop. Crooked of course. What type of requierments are there in getting a badge? hatred of blacks is the key to your success Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 how many niggas you set up so far? and: training day? thumbs up, thumbs down? i dont set people up, setting people up means that i will eventually have to do some paperwork however if you mean having some of my contacts set up dope deals so that i can come through and raid the place in order for me to move that weight back to the streets then i generally try to do such things once or twice a month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 As if there were any other kind... My question would be: What is your absolute favorite form of cruel and unusual punishment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 When it comes to 'good cop' / 'bad cop' time during interrogation, do you flip a coin? Or is it just assumed that your bi courious partner plays good piggy? i dont do that routine, i just beat the confession out of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 aren't most cops maladjusted little weirdos that only go into police work so that they can unfairly exert and abuse authority to make ordinary citizens as depressed and angry as they themselves are? can one of the requirements for employment be that you were hugged as a child? im just in it for the money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 Does your captain know you post on a graffiti message board? of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 boxers or briefs? fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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