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this kid immed me last week saying he was from 12oz, asking me a bunch of questions about etch. I seriously couldn't stop laughing...

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how come female cops always ask me to sit on the curb, as if i pose a threat, despit the fact that they secretly want to perform fellatio on me?

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this kid immed me last week saying he was from 12oz' date=' asking me a bunch of questions about etch. I seriously couldn't stop laughing...[/quote']

 

its good that youre laughing i hate seeing my little kitty cat sad

 

whos daddy little pussy?

 

you are

 

yes you are

 

you are, you are, you are

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

My badge is bigger then your badge

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do u jiggle eachothers balls when your in the locker room?

 

 

don't all female cops have descended testicles?

 

uh it depends, ill usually jiggle the captains balls just to wake him up in th emorning

 

female cops have a wide selection of gentalia accesories that they can choose to wear it just depoends on their personal preference

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how come female cops always ask me to sit on the curb, as if i pose a threat, despit the fact that they secretly want to perform fellatio on me?

 

its a test, if you sit on the curb theyll know that youre a submissive type and will proceed to sodomize you with their flashlight

 

but if you choose to ignore their order then they are yours for the taking

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So why the fuck did you blow up my secret Spelling Nazi alter ego you jerk?!?!?

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So why the fuck did you blow up my secret Spelling Nazi alter ego you jerk?!?!?

 

because you were a public nuisance, and i have to commend mackfatsoe on his excellent detective skills in figuring out who you were

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Do people at the station ever do that dramatic thing where they get taken off of a case so they throw in their badge and start working on the case off duty, and ultimately solving the case, coming back, AND getting a promotion?

 

-fuse.

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