Reuben Kinkaid Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Hey why don't you cheat on her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Don't say "I'm a grown ass man" try saying "I'm just a seventeen year old, gimme a break" Then cheat on her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 HAHAHA you try so hard. What's this illegal money making operation? Beating kids up to get their lunch money? Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 as young as you are homie... do you..... dont change the way you live your life to fit around what a female wants you to do.... have fun and shit.... if she aint feelin that then fuck her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 this isorus wrex. When i have female problems i normally twist the bitch off. I kill the bitch. just playin. I have more female problems right now that i care to talk about. My girl ran my pockets last night while i was asleep. She got my wallet and she went out and blew her fucking nose out with my money. Then she charged a 50 dollar tab to my credit card. She has done this twice in the last month. I am getting my wallet back and ending the relationship. I cant get in trouble..... This rules out smacking a bitch and basically every other reasonable and effective revenge plot. This is all after i put a fresh white gold / aquamarine/ diamond ring on her finger. Yeah so bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks bottom line. Dont fuck with coke fiends. Fuck em and forget em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 shit drives me nuts' date=' shes a couple years older than me but her parents pay for her house, her car, her gas, her everything. they also give her an allowance and deliver her food or cigarettes if shes hungry and she doesnt work. then she talks shit on me saying i need to grow up fuck that...[/quote'] i think i hate your ex girlfriend. and fuck c0ke fiends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 i figured out how to fix that problem: don't go out with girls who don't have their own life YES!!!!! I recently had the same problem, and I began to wonder, "where did my social life run off to?" Then I remembered..Needless to say, she now lives back home with her mom, and hates that my life no longer revolves around our relationship..She'll either get over it, or she'll get the BOOT. Easy.Simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 shit drives me nuts' date=' shes a couple years older than me but her parents pay for her house, her car, her gas, her everything. they also give her an allowance and deliver her food or cigarettes if shes hungry and she doesnt work. then she talks shit on me saying i need to grow up fuck that...[/quote'] That might be the wackest thing ive ever heard, she needs to get her head straight... although that would be kinda dope to be in that situation, wouldnt have to worry about shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 It's funny how people in their late teens/ early twenties are always like, "I'm a grown ass man!" until they hit their mid to late twenties, and start saying shit like "I'm a twenty-eight year old boy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 But yeah, if you're under 18, do as much graffiti as you possibly can. Unless you're wack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG HECZ Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I kick mine out everytime she mouths off!! That checks her!!! and being as young as you are I wouldn't even have a "STEADY" (as you youngn's say it) too young for all that drama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 this isorus wrex. When i have female problems i normally twist the bitch off. I kill the bitch. just playin. I have more female problems right now that i care to talk about. My girl ran my pockets last night while i was asleep. She got my wallet and she went out and blew her fucking nose out with my money. Then she charged a 50 dollar tab to my credit card. She has done this twice in the last month. I am getting my wallet back and ending the relationship. I cant get in trouble..... This rules out smacking a bitch and basically every other reasonable and effective revenge plot. This is all after i put a fresh white gold / aquamarine/ diamond ring on her finger. Yeah so bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks bottom line. Dont fuck with coke fiends. Fuck em and forget em HAHAHAHHA god damn son you got played i had a few problems with the lady last night but its all solved now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I don't deal with women issues anymore....being single isn't as terrible as i thought it would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 stick it in her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 just hook up with yer cousin mang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 R A P E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 being 17 is the time that you "grow up" you youngins in such a hurry to be old or what you think is old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Mine got drunk and made out with some kid she had a crush on beforte we met. and then SHE gets upset at ME for not flipping out and bitchin at her.Deffinitly using this as an exit stragy in the near future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I only court the recently deceased. No strings baby, no strings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 she dont like me bombin but into me doin pieces etc.. so i jus say i goin to my mates and on the way home we decided to do a few things about the place and if she sees stuff i jus say its old! sorted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 why the fuck you pay for her cell phone? you're getting played man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Mine got drunk and made out with some kid she had a crush on beforte we met. and then SHE gets upset at ME for not flipping out and bitchin at her.Deffinitly using this as an exit stragy in the near future. when a girl says she only made out, she definitely fucked him. /true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hankee Pankster.. Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 on a side note: you're 17, so bomb like a mother FUCKER right now all you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 "The problem is that when you're young, you just naturally fall into this mind set where your whole self image is based on how women regard you, and so you spend all your money and energy trying to make yourself acceptable to them. Then later in life the shine wears off and you finally realize that you've wasted yourself on a bunch of crap." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 ^^^ harsh realization Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 i figured out how to fix that problem: don't go out with girls who don't have their own life well put. that goes fer fellas too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 that's the best advise i've heard in a while^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 why the fuck you pay for her cell phone? you're getting played man. I'd feel like I was gettin played if maybe she asked me to, or if she was runnin up mad dough on it. Her mom took hers so she couldn't talk to me, so i got her a pre-paid, with free mobile-to mobile with me. It costs me a dollar a day for her to have it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 when a girl says she only made out' date=' she definitely fucked him.."[/quote'] not if you're in 7-9th grade. i think thats the case here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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