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i would want the ability to sit around and eat anything i wanted as much as i wanted all the time and always have a super dope body.

 

because having a super dope body is like a super power, and and so is being able to cook. it's like the same as mind control

 

mmk mine wines.

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Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 22 2006, 08:23 PM

i would want the ability to sit around and eat anything i wanted as much as i wanted all the time and always have a super dope body.

 

because having a super dope body is like a super power, and and so is being able to cook. it's like the same as mind control

 

mmk mine wines.

 

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"....and like that totally would be the best thing ever!"

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Originally posted by count chocula@Mar 22 2006, 05:06 PM

would you rock the weelchair too.

 

i always thought that was a big part of his success

 

 

 

I started writing this big ass paragraph explaining why prof x can walk but doesnt...but then i realized i sounded like a total greasy comic fanboy with no life..sooooo

 

 

 

 

i'd have green lanterns ring...

 

 

most people dont know that not only is it able to form into anything you can imagine, but...it can also go into the yellow sprectrum...

 

it can split atoms

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nope still managed to sound like a fanboy..

 

 

uhm.. scratch the green lantern..

 

 

 

 

i wanna be

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i get a white girl to boot

 

but minus the jerricurl...i'd get a number two fade or somfin

 

.. no no

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i want the ability to make people crap their pants..

 

hell ya.. i'd never get tired of using that ability

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Originally posted by SteveAustin@Mar 23 2006, 10:16 AM

I wanna be like the fool in the middle.

 

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turning random objects into beers (preferably better beers than heineken though).

now thats a super power.

 

 

 

FUCKING WINNER PEOPLE SHITTING THEIR PANTS AINT SHIT COMPAIRED TO THIS!!!

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whoa didnt read that shit about the beer. this is serious competition happenign here.

 

situation: you wake up in hospital as a result of some seeeerious alcholol consumption related activities and your feeling a bit shady. you might be in jail or hospital or some dikes gimp holding cell.

 

you can A: turn some nearby object into beer and be happy again regardless

 

or B: make some mother fucker shit there pants a lot

 

 

 

 

im really stuck. i cant choose.

 

 

edit: drunk

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