swedish erotica Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 speaking of crazy bitches, the girl i'm seeing told me about the time she tried to kill herself last night. Question: Do i reconsider? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 answer : yes fuggouttathere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by NightOwl@Mar 20 2006, 01:56 AM its pouring down rain and people are lookin for parking.. so im driving in circles cause i see that people are leaving the mall.. that was a problem for her, so i joked around talkin like a china man from a black ghetto.. she laughed Quoted post She was adopted by an asian family.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Ok im about to break out a revalation i had a while back. If you can balance these two things most girls will be cool with you. the two things are attention and space. To Mr. NightOwl: Obviously something was bothering her before you two went out. Not to be mean but you fucked up homey. When you two were eating you should have been more receptive/ perceptive and asked her what was bothering her. At first she would just say it was you. But we both know thats not true at least not about what happened that morning. I find most girls feel that by opening up esspecially it makes them vunerable, which i guess it does. You can still patch things up but it involves appologizing which i dont if want to do but it will give you some major points*. Basicly call her and say your sorry, ask her whats been bothering her say you noticed she's be acting a little different lately. If she doesnt want to talk about it give her space, say you open to talk if she changes her mind**, if you two are as tight as she says she'll come around and tell you. LISTEN to what she has to say with minimal interuption. <---Important. Look, if this doesnt work I'll send you a fiver for a round on me. *points can be redeemed for pelvic anarchy. **60% chance of the late night crying call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by Tough Love+Mar 20 2006, 04:34 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tough Love - Mar 20 2006, 04:34 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-the A squad@Mar 20 2006, 02:22 AM funniest date ever. go to the girls house she gets in car and says "name" you need to get a job to buy me nice things me: you should bring a sweater its gonna be cold she gets out me: vroom edit* you made the right decision Quoted post this is perfect good job Quoted post [/b] serioulsy golddiggers get no love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Mar 20 2006, 03:11 AM When she got up to leave you shoulda grabbed her by the arm and said something to the effect of "Bitch dont you ever walk away when im speaking." Then if she mouths off a back hand is in order. Know you'll know for if this ever happens again. Quoted post You know, I think this might be the right angle to try for this young lady. Some girls love a real hard-ass guy, and need to be told what to do when they mouth off. The best way to find out how to treat her is to get her Dad drunk. Whatever he says to her, copy that and she'll be yours to control forever. I'm such an asshole. Hahaha......but it really does work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Mar 20 2006, 02:11 AM When she got up to leave you shoulda grabbed her by the arm and said something to the effect of "Bitch dont you ever walk away when im speaking." Then if she mouths off a back hand is in order. Know you'll know for if this ever happens again. Quoted post EGGsactly. And she sounds like a high maintenance Asian chick. But don't it feel good to be the "bad guy"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 My chick likes to randomly leave my house for no reason at all. Great, well, thanks for stopping by! WTF?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 wow these hard "i aint taking no shit from a woman NINJA!" post make mine look all pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 I was expecting this thread to be funny, instead its lame and quite 'RnB' ish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 "and then we went on a date in the clossset." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Not sure if anyone's asked yet, but: pictures? This chick has to have a myspace account. Link, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by I.C.Shadow@Mar 20 2006, 03:02 AM Girls have 3 desirable qualites 1) Single 2) Sane 3) Sexy Unfortunately you can only choose two. Quoted post you should write a book. yea, post her myspace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 somebody up there talked abotu manic depression... could be it the night before she kept calling me up to go out, but i was with my other homegirl and we didnt feel like driving for a half hour to pick her up and believe me.. if you've ever seen the movie hitch.. i know the rules, but play them on my own character. she would have just thrown a hissyfit anyway i would have asked her. in the car i told her to shut her mouth in that china man voice and she laughed but i was also being serious.. in a way i would catch shit for it this girl has seen all the girls that come up to me and pretty much love me in front of everybody. i love my modeling chicks that dont know me... im such an asshole to them, but later on, they give me flirty slaps on the chest and brag on how im such an asshole/jerk teasing those stupidass eskimo boots i find them wearing in hawaii. some of the hottest chicks are now interested in the guy that talks shit to pretty models.... instead of getting on thier nips kissing ass. a bitch is always a bitch, dont let the good looks fool you suicidal chicks need to go to the mental hospital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 poopman she looks like dora, but with short short hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 infact.. i think dora is her long lost twin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 hitting women is wak unless it is playful but seriously hitting women thats bad, but throwing a drink in her face is fine and funnny as fuck;. \you should have been all if your talking to me bitch refer to me as wonderful mackdaddy king until you have finished your meal ho. ahahahaa it sounds better in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Originally posted by alure@Mar 20 2006, 10:52 AM shoulda thrown a drink in her face Quoted post :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 she is damn fine man treat her well. just be a friend with suicidal chicks i always manage to fall for chicks that ut themselves fucking stupid but i remain friends .... with most Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 rriigghhttt..........^THAT GIRL IS FINEEEEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prae1Boston Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 yo i hate this shit, i was with a girl for a little while who tried to pull this type of reverse psychology crap on me. she would take insignificant things i had said meaning no harm and turn them into a reason to fight and tell her shitty friends how much of an asshole i was. So i just decided to start treating her how she obviously wanted to be treated -- that shit worked like a charm. she ate up the asshole routine for a long time...bitches is crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 granted her hair has gone to shit, but this girl is fine...she's not even my type, but i think she's hot. poopman.. if you missed it... this is what the girl im talkin aout looks like.. a perfect match. except the girl im tlakin about has really short hair that compliments her features plus when the girl im talkin about cruises with me... i swear and so does she... her boobs get bigger.. i think its my magic :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 wonkarock you have taught us a valuble lesson i think you are a fucking genius act like an asshole who would've thuoght women are fucking nut's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 thats just common knowlege Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGO31 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 well i wouldn't of thought to act like an arsehole to the girl i try to be nice usually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 my friends chef seare would find girls in the safeway and bust out.. "whats going on bitch" actin all asshole these girls would respond.... and get flirty. my homie natrl on a newyears started to dryhump this girl's face on the bus kinna like this and smiled at her with his gold fronts and she liked it...fuckin strange.. natrl is the wierdest craziest black man i know he kept doing it too... i think he was hoping she wold pull it out and start doing what girls do best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 natrl has mad style..on them bricks and trains..for real mang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightOwl Posted March 21, 2006 Author Share Posted March 21, 2006 and thats another thing i was thinkin too... i treat this girl like a homegirl... cause she is and i think her mental state is of one that she needs some asshole to tell her to do things dont get me wrong.. i'd still bone my homegirls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 yeah fool..a lot of girls are like that...they don't respond unless a nigga is fucked up too them..I know how to deal with ho's like that (learned hella early) but after I hit I lose patience and interest real fast.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I'd rather be nice to a chick..esp one i'm seriously trying to see..but if she wants a pimp..i'll be her pimp.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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