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NightOwl

my date gone worng

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i wake up to a roaring thunder that i swear to God sounded like a bomb exploded.

i thought to myself, "fucking north korea... they did it"

i pulled my curtains back expecting to see a wall of fire on its way to destroy me, but i saw that the hawaiian skies were still all wet.

so i get this call from a girl andshe wanted to go out today and i offered a movie.

everything is fine uintil we hit the parking lot of the mall

 

its pouring down rain and people are lookin for parking.. so im driving in circles cause i see that people are leaving the mall.. that was a problem for her, so i joked around talkin like a china man from a black ghetto.. she laughed

 

so i found a parking stall on the upper level.. !! right next to the damn elevator !! i thought to park ther so she wouldnt get wet and she complained..

 

we go into the mall and as we're entering, she's bitching on how much im being an asshole to her...

 

 

1 BECAUSE I DROVE AROUND IN 2 CIRCLES LOOKING FOR PARKING

2 BECAUSE I PARKED WHERE THE RAIN MIGHT TOUCH HER

 

so im thinking that this girl has to be kidding, cause the look on her face shows me that she is pissed, but even more...

 

i saw that she was making herself mad. so i think to buy her lunch since she said she was hungry.. she has a problem lookin for lunch.. so i say fuck it.. go buy her some subway

 

she's gritting her teeth and bouncing her foot... and while im eating, she's just sitting there lookin all mad

 

 

who wants to look at that while you eat? so i ask her, why are you sitting there just trying to be angry.. relax. eat up.. be happy

 

and she goes off that i kept pushing her buttons.... fuckin bullshit..

 

so i begin to speak up saying... "YOU KNOW WHAT?"

 

AND SHE PICKED UP AND WALKED AWAY

 

 

im thinking this girl is crazy.. so i find her at the cookie stand with my other homegirl and all of a sudden, im the fucking bad guy.

 

its seems it ok for her to nag and yell in the mall, but when i calmly say, " you know, im treating you good and i get shit in return"

 

im being talked to like i just slapped her.. " thats not cool, you need to leave"

 

 

fuckin bullshit

 

i left her broke ass at the mall and went to see v for vendeta with another girl

 

 

true story

 

:clown2: honk honk :clown2:

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you shoulda slapped her

at least then her bitch attitude would be warranted

fuck her

leave her

she aint worth the trouble

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When she got up to leave you shoulda grabbed her by the arm and said something to the effect of "Bitch dont you ever walk away when im speaking." Then if she mouths off a back hand is in order.

 

Know you'll know for if this ever happens again.

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Is she filipino? the ones ive dated can be real bitches for random reasons.bitches. a while ago i was getting brain from one and she kept telling me to pull it out and shoot my load away from her when it was time. the time came and i pulled it out and totally shot it in her face, i laughed a little and she slaps me hard on the nuts, i swore if she hadent got up and ran to the bathroom so fast i would have kicked her toe first in the uterus.

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Originally posted by GEEB@Mar 20 2006, 02:11 AM

Is she filipino? the ones ive dated can be real bitches for random reasons.bitches.

 

but they are damn good looking.

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she's pretty

she's part filipina

she's the only girl that has slept over my house without getting a dick in her... and thats by my gentlemanly choice

 

the other movie date was cool

 

she laughed at my earlier shituation and said that she would have never thought that i would dip out on somebody like that

 

 

leaving her at the mall with nothing but a subway sub and a drink

 

she's probably getting drunk right about now

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funniest date ever.

 

go to the girls house

 

she gets in car and says

"name" you need to get a job to buy me nice things

 

me: you should bring a sweater its gonna be cold

 

she gets out

 

me: vroom

 

 

 

edit* you made the right decision

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'like oh my fucking GAWD, you parked where water might hit me!!!! you know how fucking LONG it took me to put my face..i meant get ready for you today? you're a total ASSHOLE!! UGHH!!"

 

 

you should of pantsed(sp?) her in public

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thing is... she's kinda my best friend at the moment...

 

but i've seen her act like this before

 

and i remembered... im over it

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i mean seriously... i think my comment "broke girls want too much" is so true.. my other homegirl got some money and she's never wanting too much and she's always giving..

i bought some nachos and slurpees at the snack stand and she wanted to pay for it.. when i tried giving her change... she said and all you guys gotta love this... out of a 20$

 

" i dont care about the change.. you keep it"

 

thats a girl that works

 

 

broke girls want you to buy them things and dream big.. when they dont have the energy to complete it for themselves.. from what i imagine.. they expect it from other people

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