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Dick Quickwood

mixing crap with peanutbutter for rats to eat

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i need ideas on what to mix with peanut butter to poison rats. so far i found some ant bait and mixed it togather. i thought of antifreeze too. it needs to not have a bad smell. also i would like to catch one alive. i tried putting some peanut butter on a fish hook but it didn't work.

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if you want to catch one alive, just get one of those little traps that people use to catch rabbits and other rodents without killing them.

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Originally posted by ARCEL@Nov 3 2005, 12:04 AM

because the peanut butter is gone when i come back

 

 

rent a cat.....wait! that's brilliant!

 

i will so rent you my cat for a day or two.

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Originally posted by MrChupacabra@Nov 3 2005, 12:05 AM

if you want to catch one alive, just get one of those little traps that people use to catch rabbits and other rodents without killing them.

 

 

vice grips?

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buy yourself one of these. they sell them in singles.

 

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just open the box and set it where you find the mouse droppings.

the mouse might not go for the bait, so try using the parmesian cheese

that comes with your next pizza.

 

i had the same problem and i tried the bait alone, no dice. the mouse didnt go for it.

i figured since he was eating the parmesian cheese packets in my drawer, ill use

the cheese for the bait. so, i made a lil trail of cheese into the box, and

poured a small amount inside the box. next day, the mouse was gone.

it worked for me.

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Originally posted by ARCEL@Nov 2 2005, 11:04 PM

because the peanut butter is gone when i come back

 

true.

i tried the peanut butter on the old mouse traps.

that didnt work either. he just ate the peanut butter and

the damn trap didnt even snap!

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What a coincidence.

 

I'm in the process of trying to trap this fucking mouse that resides in our living room. We put cardboard and duct tape along the bottoms of the doorways, so he's trapped in one room. He lives in the broken heater.

 

So I made this trap with a 2 liter Pepsi bottle, some string, duct tape, and a hook on the wall. Oh and Saltine crackers. So when he enters the 2 liter to get the crackers, I pull the string which, because of the hook, jumps upright and traps the little fucker. It hasn't worked yet, but when it does, my Mcguyver ways will have the last laugh.

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^^^this gang o' killers killed not one, not two, but three mice in two days!

the baby one, the kitten is especially a killer.

 

 

when i read the topic, i thought that you actually mixed shit with the pb for the rats. that would be a good idea, wouldnt it? mixing shit in their food? just a thought.

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i would get some mouse/rat bait but this is more fun. i can target the specific organ that will be affected. in fact i'm going to try to find out how chemical is in d-con works. that reminds me of ninth grade when this kid ate the "bacon bits" in science class, it was actually rat poison.

 

*oh and how about the mouse trap commercial where the plastic mouse exploding symbolizes a real one with guts and stuff, that one causes laughter

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Fuck rats, this thread should be about differnt combonation involving PB for us to eat.

 

I love:

 

PB and jelly on untoasted white bread (pref. Wonder)

PB and cellery (if your not a fat ass sprinkle sugar on it)

PB and chocolate

PB and chocolate covered pretzels

PB and chocolate covered pretzels in Ice Cream

PB and Ice Cream

PB and Bannana sandwich

PB and Apples (fav. apples: PINK LADY, HONEY CRISP, JONA GOLD)

PB cookies

I love peanuts in stir frys too.

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Do you want it alive so you can put it in your sink under a heavy cutting board and eventually use it in conjunction with a large hose to torture women?

 

If so, you can just put vicodin or basically any tranquilizer in the peanut butter. The mouse will be knocked the fuck out when you get it but will be awake in a couple days. Also, don't do any weird experiments on the thing, it a sign of pyschopathy.

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