shai Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly+Sep 6 2005, 12:22 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (casekonly - Sep 6 2005, 12:22 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Biggus Dickus@Sep 6 2005, 02:50 AM So does every prostitute have a corresponding anti-prostitute somewhere? You've got the toothless crackwhore up the street and the girl who is completely in love with you but refuses to have sex until you're married because she doesn't want to "ruin" it. If those two meet, will they cause a massive explosion, or just cancel eachother out? Quoted post bizzaro hooker? Quoted post [/b]No matter what, the pimp would come after you for the cash. Bizzaro hooker...wouldn't that just be Condoleeza Rice? Ugly, and won't put out? She's so ugly she probably couldn't get laid in a prison with a carton of cigarettes taped to her forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistaccio Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Originally posted by Glik0@Sep 6 2005, 01:03 AM nah fucking levels are more equivilant to like the levels of hell. Quoted post I agree you are a genius... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 theres something shady about this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 6, 2005 Author Share Posted September 6, 2005 Originally posted by fatalist@Sep 6 2005, 01:43 PM theres something shady about this thread? Quoted post there wasn't, but now there is see what you've made me do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 I propositioned a hooker once. $2. She didnt see the humor in it like i did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Jesus you guys play too much Grand Theft Auto... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 um. ugly hookers are abnormal? are yall sure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 7, 2005 Author Share Posted September 7, 2005 hmm, yeah...she has a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Sheriff Officer TJ Hooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 dear god...the first thing I thought was...fuck...that's a bargain. rental and I think alike...that's just plain scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 TAKE PICTURES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Bomber Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Think of it this way... rape is having sex with somone against there will, so if ur having sex with a hooker im pretty shur shes not exactly willing and doesnt like what shes doing so would it not be rape just to have sex with her in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 I've been thinking all day about... ....Then, I get in my ride..... ...go home to my girl.... ...and there's the pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Originally posted by SteveAustin@Sep 7 2005, 05:51 AM dear god...the first thing I thought was...fuck...that's a bargain. rental and I think alike...that's just plain scary. Quoted post mahahaha. this is number two. i think youre going to need to re-evaluate yourself if youre on par with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeMathis Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 I got a blow job from a 35 year old mexican hooker one time. The head sucked and then she tried to put rubbing alcohal all over my dick.. and i pushed her away like "hell no bitch!" I almost made her fall over and i guess i coulda killed her..... ummm yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 8, 2005 Author Share Posted September 8, 2005 wow. so.........anyone else think that hookers need a holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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