GREENOJOS Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 you gotta be pretty ugly not to pull any girls. ive seen some real ugly / goofy / nerdy mother fuckers with some fine ass girls before. so you never know. the rule of thumb is: the more girls you talk to the more girls you'll get with. its a numbers game after awhile. ask one chick whats up, if she doesnt want you, thats one more out of the way and youre one more closer to one that will say yes. ps- if that doesnt work get them shitfaced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by ^ . ^@Jun 2 2005, 10:44 PM 16 year old highschool dropouts who spend their spare time drinking and smoking usually arent the hottest... Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: DING! DING! DING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 I know quite a few guys that aren't very good looking at all but somehow always hook up with or date pretty girls. They all act extremely confident, and are just all around funny, nice people to be around. Well one of them is rolling in cash..but that is another story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by wAndEreR+Jun 3 2005, 12:28 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (wAndEreR - Jun 3 2005, 12:28 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-^ . ^@Jun 2 2005, 10:44 PM 16 year old highschool dropouts who spend their spare time drinking and smoking usually arent the hottest... Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: DING! DING! DING! Quoted post [/b] This little desparate toy just wants to sleep with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by trackstand@Jun 2 2005, 10:56 AM Anybody else know how I feel? I am not self-conscious or superficial but I am a pretty ugly person. I'm sick of it... It just seems like everyone always pity's you when you are ugly. It's like, "oh I need to cut him some slack, he's not attractive in the least". Yeah, I know... Thanks for rubbing it in, jerk! I mean, most of the time when I go out I am dressed pretty sharp, but it doesn't help. I could have the illest kicks and a nice pair of jeans and a clean t-shirt and I still look like a little piece of shit. Girls don't come near me... Being unattractive you generally lead a pretty lonely life. Oh, and bombing... Don't even get me started. It's nearly impossible doing insides when everyone is gazing at you, looking at your imperfect teeth, pale skin and thin hair. Quoted post Look at the bright side, at least you saved money on your car insurance by switching to Geico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by rental+Jun 2 2005, 11:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rental - Jun 2 2005, 11:59 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-^ . ^@Jun 2 2005, 06:44 PM 16 year old highschool dropouts who spend their spare time drinking and smoking usually arent the hottest... Quoted post whatever! usually they are the hottest. think they can get off on their looks and whatnot. Quoted post [/b] :naughty: :naughty: :love2: You know I do have a super cute boystash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 i don't think i'm ugly. my problem is that i feel very average. i'm not handsome. i'm not ugly. i'm not really fat. but i am out of shape. i don't have a visual identity. at least if you're ugly, you're the ugly dude. i just disappear. i feel like i need to make a commitment to something. like decide to lose some weight, or decide to get fuckin LARGE. or really try to clean up and look slick. or just go all out grimey style. what the fuck am i talking about. i should get back to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverotS85 Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Jun 2 2005, 01:14 PM you have some low selfesteme man, I've heard tales of a tackstand that with just a glance could steal a women away from older men. hahahhaha for real though, we have simmular attributes you ever get girls say, "wow is that your real hair color?" i always tought damn I look so unintresting this bitch wants to talk about hair. But what it really means is, If I get to fuck him my treated hair will look that much more real. Quoted post i concur. trankstand...take my advice and it works. be yourself. start dancing with the bitches because thats what most of the bitches like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 I love beautiful women. No matter how ugly I am, I can always rely on me falling for beautiful women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted June 3, 2005 Author Share Posted June 3, 2005 <---------- DOESNT DANCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 looks schmooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by GREENOJOS@Jun 3 2005, 06:12 AM ps- if that doesnt work get them shitfaced. Quoted post Always works :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Seriously, let me break this down. Any ugly guy can pull any chick he wants. What you need is a gimmick. I think girls are more attracted to a man's interests than his looks. You need to get good at something, or do something that you can have as your own. For example, that little troll Billy Joel can play a fucking piano, so he dates supermodels. The cave troll Vin Diesel has a deep voice, so he dates supermodels. That demon troll Mick Jagger jiggles his nonexistent ass around on a stage, and he dates supermodels. Having a gimmick can be super open ended. I bet you can be really good at lawn darts or bocce and pull a chick or two. You know those cavemen on World Poker Tour sleep with a different girl each night, and all they do is sit at a table and play cards. You could always do what every other ugly man in the world does and go to the bar every weekend to get laid. It seems to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 these threads make me remember highschool all too well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Jun 3 2005, 12:51 AM i don't think i'm ugly. my problem is that i feel very average. i'm not handsome. i'm not ugly. i'm not really fat. but i am out of shape. i don't have a visual identity. at least if you're ugly, you're the ugly dude. i just disappear. i feel like i need to make a commitment to something. like decide to lose some weight, or decide to get fuckin LARGE. or really try to clean up and look slick. or just go all out grimey style. what the fuck am i talking about. i should get back to work. Quoted post wow. this is exactly how i feel about myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENOJOS Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 ^^^ me too. i dont think im ugly or good looking, just average. my problem is I can't find a girl that holds my interest past just wanting to fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Originally posted by trackstand@Jun 3 2005, 08:12 AM <---------- DOESNT DANCE. Quoted post HE LEANS BACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 sucks to be you bro... cause i get ALL the chicks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRON KING Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 ^^^that is one ugly dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRON KING Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 not tryin to offend this dude tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted June 4, 2005 Author Share Posted June 4, 2005 God so gross, enough with that guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Originally posted by ink Lunatic+Jun 2 2005, 11:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ink Lunatic - Jun 2 2005, 11:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>I know quite a few guys that aren't very good looking at all but somehow always hook up with or date pretty girls. They all act extremely confident, and are just all around funny, nice people to be around. Well one of them is rolling in cash..but that is another story. Quoted post [/b] I WONDER WHO THAT IS? HMMMMMMMMMM? <!--QuoteBegin-iquit@Jun 2 2005, 11:51 PM i don't think i'm ugly. my problem is that i feel very average. i'm not handsome. i'm not ugly. i'm not really fat. but i am out of shape. i don't have a visual identity. at least if you're ugly, you're the ugly dude. i just disappear. i feel like i need to make a commitment to something. like decide to lose some weight, or decide to get fuckin LARGE. or really try to clean up and look slick. or just go all out grimey style. what the fuck am i talking about. i should get back to work. Quoted post uhm iquit - i dont think that you are "average" i have some weird sense of attraction to you. if that makes you feel any better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
415tothe707 Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Originally posted by Tyler Durden@Jun 2 2005, 11:22 AM I've seen some attractive girls with some pretty downright ugly guys...I think all you need to do is either be confident Quoted post all you really need is money :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 I used to know this really ugly guy. He would wear these holey grey tees every day. He always looked really raggedy, and greasy. He was a really cool guy though. He was really funny, everyone would laugh at his jokes, but other than that nobody really wanted anything to do with him. Well a couple months later, I noticed he started wearing colorful dopey looking hiphopesque clothing, that everyone else was wearing at the time. He cleaned himself up and put some big ol cubic zirconias in his ears. He was still ugly, he still had really bad skin, but he was with a different chick almost every week. No exaggerations. get some dopey looking trendy clothes, and maybe ugly wont be so hard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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