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i went to burger king last night with my lady.

as i left i saw a few friends skating this ledge we used to skate in HS.

he had a bunch of youngsters with him.

 

so i decided to show off.

 

keep in mind this ledge is only about four feet high.

 

kickflip

bs flip

switch flip

bigspin

 

then i tried a tre' flip.

and got mad rolled ankle, son.

 

my lady laughed at me.

good times were had.

then i went home and took one of the gnarliest shits ever.

i didnt wana to wipe so i just jumped in the shower.

 

then i watched fully flared, again.

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Yo so my homie was telling me about this guy who's apparently the biggest kook in Houston.

He's got a 2 foot ramp in his garage and is the king of it.

And he only does dork tricks.

But he has this GIGANTOR ego and calls himself a "mini ramp pro".

He makes movies about himself.

He even tried to sue Tony Hawk for "ripping off one of his tricks and ruining his skate career".

Did I mention that he had his name legaly changed to "Todd Falcon" in an attempt to be more like Tony Hawk? :biglaugh:

 

 

Yeah, so my boy told me to go home and google "Todd Falcon".

And so I did.:biglaugh:

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUazUvjLIsE&feature=related

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCJEY38htM0

 

 

 

And apparently THIS is what he tried to sue Tony Hawk over, claiming that Hawk pwned his career!!! :lol:

 

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todd falcon is hilarious. speaking of carnie, they (big brother) did multiple articles on him. i think he had the cover one time. dudes a kook for sure, but shit, how many tricks have you invented, stupid as shit as they may be. just sayin.

 

hes made like a ton of full length movies about himself, and his shitty band does the whole soundtrack too. i mean, you can say it sucks and i wont argue, but dude is putting in hella work. commited to kookiness. real talk.

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Vetoed

 

 

360 flips are officially played out.

 

most of the time.

 

Oh aight son.

 

I'll stop doing them pronto.

 

And while we're declaring what tricks are dead over the internet, I'll go ahead and declare kickflips played out.

 

So anyone seen doing kickflips and 3-flips after today is officially a kook.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fucking retard. :rolleyes:

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thats an awesome commercial.

 

Anyways its just a trick. And it seems played out to me because A: People act like its the holy grail of skateoarding. "Hey man you can tre flip?! can I have your autograph"

 

And B, I rarely see very good ones. I dunno. Maybe its just me. I have decent 360 Flips. Not good. Just decent.

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