DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 If you think Vallely was being the douche, then YOU'RE a douche. It was Berra and the ref that were being douches. Vallely was just holding his ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 nah when he tried to end the game with that handstand shit, that was a dick move, and it didnt work so he just looked like a douche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 nah when he tried to end the game with that handstand shit, that was a dick move, and it didnt work so he just looked like a douche. That "handstand shit" was called a fucking ho-ho you tight pants wearing little shit. That was the illest trick that very few people could do back when I started skating. Before you disrespectlful little shits were even born. And how was that any more of a dick move than someone pulling a tripple flip, or a nollie late flip? There's no such thing as a "dick move" in a game of skate. The whole point of the game is to do shit that the other guy can't do. Fucking christ, I think I'm gonna go around asking TPWFs what they think of the Vallely-vs-Cole showdown and every single kid that talks like you faggots is getting punched in the face and his board focussed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumart Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 kickflip body varials a a sex change right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 chill out broski. my pants are no tighter than chris coles or mikes. and as far as that being the illest trick back in the day, thats all it is. the illest trick back in the day. not now. so im not impressed, it looked stupid, and i wouldnt learn it. i dont know how im being dissrespectful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 kickflip body varials a a sex change right? No, a sex change is an oldschool flip trick that doesn't involve an ollie. That was the Tony Hawk video game that called a body varial a "sex change" and fucked up the definition for a whole generation of kids who didn't know any better. And before skating switch existed, a "body varial" was called a "switch stance". The trick enigmatic was talking about used to be called a "kickflip switchstance". Then people started calling it a body varial to make it less confusing when people started doing switch stance ollies and kickflips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumart Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 vallely is a incredible at what he does. but he must of known that the berrics SKATE has these rules. no no-complys, fastplants or boneless'. thought it was funny how vallely is suppposed to be the tuff "fight 30000 jocks at once" kinda guy, an it was chris cole who was chilled about changing the rules. and continued to beat him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumart Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 No, a sex change is an oldschool flip trick that doesn't involve an ollie. That was the Tony Hawk video game that called a body varial a "sex change" and fucked up the definition for a whole generation of kids who didn't know any better. And before skating switch existed, a "body varial" was called a "switch stance". The trick enigmatic was talking about used to be called a "kickflip switchstance". Then people started calling it a body varial to make it less confusing when people started doing switch stance ollies and kickflips. ah right ok. damn tony hawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 chill out broski. my pants are no tighter than chris coles or mikes. and as far as that being the illest trick back in the day, thats all it is. the illest trick back in the day. not now. so im not impressed, it looked stupid, and i wouldnt learn it. i dont know how im being dissrespectful. Little shitheads like you wouldn't have even skated back in the day. You would have played football or basketball or some other jock shit. I swear I'm going TPWF bashing sometime this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 vallely is a incredible at what he does. but he must of known that the berrics SKATE has these rules. no no-complys, fastplants or boneless'. thought it was funny how vallely is suppposed to be the tuff "fight 30000 jocks at once" kinda guy, an it was chris cole who was chilled about changing the rules. and continued to beat him i agree with this. vallely is good at what he does, cole is good at what he does, and apparently he can pull off what vallely can too. but from not being able to land a kickflip before the game, vallely held his own with the flip tricks as well. it was an incredible game of skate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 vallely is a incredible at what he does. but he must of known that the berrics SKATE has these rules. no no-complys, fastplants or boneless'. thought it was funny how vallely is suppposed to be the tuff "fight 30000 jocks at once" kinda guy, an it was chris cole who was chilled about changing the rules. and continued to beat him Knowing how Vallely is, he probably only entered that shit just to tell Berra to fuck off with that bullshit. Which is exactly what I would have done if I was him. And I seriously doubt he actually expected to win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Little shitheads like you wouldn't have even skated back in the day. You would have played football or basketball or some other jock shit. I swear I'm going TPWF bashing sometime this week. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jock "Signs of a jock: Rude, arrogant, stupid, beats up people" soo uhh, you would be a jock if you went around bashing TPWF. but as i stated, my pants are no tighter than chris coles or vallely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumart Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 ^This is why I'm calling you a fucking idiot. You're a fucking dipshit. I really hate to use the word "poser", but that's exactly what you are. And real talk, that was the most epic game of skate ever witnessed. But you're too big a moron to even appreciate that fact. most epic game of skate you've ever witnessed? hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jock "Signs of a jock: Rude, arrogant, stupid, beats up people" soo uhh, you would be a jock if you went around bashing TPWF. but as i stated, my pants are no tighter than chris coles or vallely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 most epic game of skate you've ever witnessed? hahahahaha MIKE VALLELY almost beat CHRIS COLE. CHRIS COLE was landing oldschool tricks that he'd probably never even tried before. MIKE VALLELY was landing treflips and 360 ollies. How is that not epic? Why am I trying to explain this to teenage dipshits who probably just started skating a couple years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 ha, you mad. and i got you stumped. i win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Got me stumped as to what? The fuck are you talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 skateboarding, d00d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 And FYI, that urban dictionary shit is notorious for being wrong. Any dickhead with glasses and pimples can send in his "definition" of whatever the fuck he wants weather he knows what the fuck he's talking about or not. Then you get other little pimple/glasses geeks like you who quote the shit. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 skateboarding, d00d. WUT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i dont have glasses, 20/15 vision, actually. and i dont care if that shits right or not, im still not a jock. i agree with you that the game of skate was amazing, so just stop looking for arguments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumart Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 DAO is good as thinking he knows about everyones appearance and skateboarding history. i could tell you about mine, but you'd call me a lier to make yourself feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneh7 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 in other news, that ledge trick thing on the berrics site sounds cool, i might do it, idk. it be sick to have that ledge to skate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 LOL @ people arguing about the game of SKATE . I actually had to force myself to watch this Vallely vs Cole footage to see if there was any merit in anything DAO & others said . I said it all along , Steve Berra is a fucking asshole and should be punched in the face repeatedly . DAO , you have to remember man , other people have opinions too that have been rollin' as long as HAL , Earl & others . I've learned that the majority of the TPWF younger generation have no sense of history or care to know it . But you do every now & then find a 14-15 year old kid that wants to know about Jeff Phillips , Chris Miller or Tommy Guerrero . Those are the kids that you can teach , :cool: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Newsflash, fucktard: THERE ARE NO RULES AS TO WHAT KIND OF TRICKS YOU CAN DO IN A REAL GAME OF SKATE. BECAUSE THERE ARE NO RULES TO SKATEBOARDING. so true...little youngsters will try and play skate with me and i always bust out tricks from yesteryear when they get all switch techy on me. i usually win that way. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 hey ive been skating for 20 years too. pick me pick me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i just watched the video, and it was a sick game of skate, but vallely was being a douche bag. i would never say that to his face though. anyone know the remix of Shimmy Shimmy Ya they played at the beginning though? link? uhhhhh.....thats not a remix. thats the original that the rza sampled for shimmy shimmy ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh_snap Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i feel like the argument over this game of skate has gone on about 2 pages too long. shit was way dope, i was more surprised that boozentits swept thomas. i had him winning, i just thought thomas would land something. and i feel like i'm right in the middle of the age debate of old school and new school. because i obviously haven't been getting down for as long as dao or celt, but i have been for 10+ years and wear pants that are neither tight nor baggy, they fit comfortably. i didn't grow up doing boneless' but i did start well before a tony hawk game was out. it's like i'm in the limbo of these arguments, i agree with a lot of the stuff on both sides. /toolongofarantONER edit: lolz at someone thinking the song for that danny supa advert was a remix of shimmy shimmy ya, and couldn't realize that was the sample rza used Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 so whats the deal with this shit, is it every weekend now untill its over? whose playing next weekend, are they doing one side of the bracket and then the other, or they jumping side to side all the way down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KE .one. Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 so whats the deal with this shit, is it every weekend now untill its over? whose playing next weekend, are they doing one side of the bracket and then the other, or they jumping side to side all the way down? Yeah I believe it'll be every weekend. No idea who's playing next week, nobody knows unless they announce it early, but for now you just need to wait until the day the video's up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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