CALIgula Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo some shit happened last night, i was going home on 80, and when i get to el cerrito there's some huge backup, so i was gonna exit and take 580 instead. so when i was exiting, the light turned yellow right when i was about to go across the intersection, so i stopped, and this stupid bitch behind me honked cause i didn't go. so i got hella pissed, and when the light turned green i stepped on the gas and peeled out a little and honked my horn and flipped her dumbass off. so then i'm turning left to get to 580, and this fucking cunt tried passing me up on the left and got in front of me and shit and i almost rear ended her. so then she's in front of me right at the entrance to 580, and she's stopped there because i'm right behind her fucking stupid ass, and doesnt move for at least 2 minutes while i'm fucking honking my horn wishing i had a gun to shoot her in the back of the head. anyway she finally went and drove hella slow on the freeway and wouldn't let me pass her, every time i changed lanes she cut right in front of me. so i pulled up at least 2 inches behind her and then floored it and cut out on her left and she tried doing the same but i was too quick and i saw her swerving behind me after i passed the stupid bitch. i wish her ass had lost it and crashed. it wasn't that crazy, but man was i fucking pissed. i swear to god if i had a gun i would have pulled up beside her and shot her straight in the fucking face. stupid fucking bitch. i didn't get her plates either. if i did then i would be at her house right now throwing a stone through her front windshield with a note attached saying "learn how to fucking drive you stupid fucking whore." man was i heated. shit like this happens to me all the time... and the reason is cause they pretty much give anybody a license. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo forreal. when i got home i was like shit i overreacted. and i was glad it didn't go any further than it did. but that bitch shouldnt have honked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo my homie carries those big D batteries in his car for shit like that...(to throw at cars windshields) i have a scar on my neck from a fight that was road rage related.. it really isnt worth it...but people fucking really turn into assholes when they drive... for example... i ALWAYS let people merge into my lane....i even slow down for them.. and if someone needs to get over into my lane...ill stick my hand out the window and flag them in... but other people will speed up not to let me merge into traffic... i almost missed my turn because of this once, so i had to cut the guy off... he gets out of his car....i get out of mine.... i end up shoving him... some hero shows up... i leave (dont need an assault charge over road rage) but seriously road rage isnt worth it... i had a gun pulled out on me on the freeway before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo you should have challenged her to a race for pink slips to the cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo /no fast and the furious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo yeah... i've been trying to be the kind of guy that wouldn't get hassled over small shit on the road, but it's so impossible, especially here in the bay area. i even tried lowering my faith in other drivers and expecting them to be deuches so i wouldn't get as pissed when shit would actually happen. preparing for the worst, so it'll be easier to react to, ya know? even that shit doesn't work for me. i wish i just had an emergency button that i could press whenever another driver cut me off that would blow their car to pieces. that would be entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo car insurance rates would drop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo sleeping....youre too young to remember this game, but what you said just reminded me of this game... spy hunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo i think i would play that game or something very similar in elementary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo i used to play it at the pizza hut back when i was like 11. fun game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo right now I'm eating fresh baked chocolate chip banana bread. baked for me by my girl. she made it for me this afternoon, after I finished laying the bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo chocolate mousse fucking great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo saltines and peanut butter, how did you get so amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo graham crackers in a bowl of milk. like cereal but with graham crackers. shits good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo i'm prone to puttng crushed up milanos in with cookie crisp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo i used to eat coca pebbles with chocolate milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo Milanos are the goods.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo cereal+soymilk= bomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo All those road rage stories just got me pissed that I have to drive an hour to work in a little bit. When I lived in CA, that was the worst I have seen road rage. Atlanta has them beat for worst drivers, but CA has them on road rage. BTW, I seriously hate all of CA and wish that earthquake would come and make it disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo cereal+soymilk= bomb cosigned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo ouchies cilone. we're not all bad drivers. only 95% of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo drivings lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo yes driving is lame but how else am i suposed to drive back and forth from reno to sac to sf for work. i wish the earthquake would eat up southern cali. p.s. i have major road rage but im a fantastic driver! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo teleportation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo im 21 and still dont have a drivers license Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo i got it 2 months after i turned 16. i wish i hadn't, it sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo oh why wont someone invent a teleporter already!!!??!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo i saw something on discovery hd about it. the teleporter would have to take you apart, atom by atom, and copy your unique design completely, then store it in a code kind of like saving a digital image to a memory card. then it could be sent to another location sort of like an email, and you would have to be put back together again, atom by atom... complications after the copying and pasting process may include, but are not limited to: missing body parts, your nose ending up on your chest, 12 fingers on one hand and 8 on the other, etc. sounds like fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo wonk sagged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread - no homo if it means saving time, i'm down. so go invent... NOW. who says a nose has to be on your face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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