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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

I watch TV probably every day, but in passing. I passively watch TV every day, I guess.

Studies show that children that watch moderate television every day (1-2 hours) are more successful in school.

 

My shoes just came in. Fuck yea!

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^^haha

 

 

Secondly I am in my new apt hanging blinds and POP! Gun shot and police sirens. Its not even the ghetto!!!!!

 

Fucking white people trying to be black and crack addicts.

 

 

 

I am unpacking my truck arms full with toolbox, drills, shit loads of blinds. I look like this person:

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This guy comes out of his apt. Hairy ass greasy dude no shirt sweat pants huge beer guy.

 

Dude: Hey do you smoke?

Me: No sorry man.

Dude: You dont have any ciggarettes?

Me: No man I don't smoke.

Dude: Do you have any money?

Me: Nope I spent all my extra money this week on these blinds.

Dude:You know I can just get a generica pack of cigarretes the USA brands for $3.50

Me:Uh I just spent all my cash sorry dude.

Dude: Just $3.50 is all I need thats it they are just generic.

Me: dude sorry I cannot help you everything that is in my hands robbed me of my funds. Can I borrow money to get a burger?

Dude: ha yea right...

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!! with delicious hummus?!!

 

theres this cute jewish boy at my starbucks. It reminded me of you for some reason.

 

 

/no nerd-o

 

Heck yeh. And israeli salad, pickles, curried coliflower, pickled eggplant, mango chutney, garlic, spicey onions, and tehini.

 

kickingbreathoner.

 

Haha. When ever anyone says they know a jew I wonder if I know them.

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