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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

Nope i think jazz is only diet around here

No diet soda for me, i'm a purest.

No alcohol for me lately either, i've been too sick. pretty sad

 

I'll drink tomorrow to make up for lost time.

 

i cant find a regular jazz my way either. id like to try that like saintcyni said though.

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that A's game was hella fun last night. we were about 30 deep talking major shit to some white sox fans. this girl me and my friends met while buying beer kicked my friends an my door in at the restroom while we were pissing. i called her a liar and my friend called her a whore while she was outside the restroom waiting for her man. that shit was hella funny.

 

i was in the stall right next to friend when i heard her kick his door in. she was like "dont call me a whore you dont know me" i was almost dying laughin untill she kicked my door in. i was like " bitch what the fuck is wrong with you?" "get the fuck out of here" and her man was in the bathroom talking shit to her and pulling her hair blah blah blah blah

 

 

awesome day.

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my ALmost favorite thing in the world is when you miss a ups delivery on tuesday and there's a note saying he will return between 2p and 5p on wednesday. so you get home at 2:15p on wednesday and missed the driver again...yay for me never being on time for anything ever always.

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I wish I was cold.

I am sweaty.

And covered in grass clippings.

 

Yard work is a double edged sword.

I love the feeling of accomplishment that using a gas powered weed eater gives me.

As if I am actually working hard.

Then comes the electric lawn mower.

Which makes me feel like a sissy and a hippie.

Unless I am lucky enough to run over a grass snake.

And have a headless, bloody snake flying towards my face.

Then I feel metal.

 

Today I did not massacre any snakes.

Thumbs down.

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