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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

Well I actually had a knife pulled on me in the same exact spot like last week.

 

Apparently the druggies do NOT want me tagging on that wall. No clue why.

 

Last week=Knife

Last night=Meat Cleaver

Next week=Samurai Sword???

 

Let's hope!!!

 

My roommate had a bullwhip pulled on him while trying to graffiti on a building.

That's how we do it in the Lone Star state.

Dude said,

"Fuck you fucking faggots!!I'll kill you!"

Which I find funny.

Seeing as how he was brandishing a bullwhip.

And everyone knows that shit be gay, son.

 

 

I have been working on making a coffee table for about two months now.

I think I am finally done.

And it isn't as excellent as I had envisioned.

Making stuff is gay.

 

I'm going to go eat some nachos and smoke weed.

And then talk my mom into buying things for me.

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Student Reported Bag Of Crack Immediately

 

 

TAMPA - The 7-year-old Forest Hills Elementary School student fumbled in the pocket of his royal-blue jacket for a dollar.

His fingers touched a plastic baggie. Inside wasn't a cookie or a peanut-butter sandwich. It was chunks of crack cocaine - 89 grams worth about $8,900, Tampa police said.

The youngster didn't recognize what he had, but "he knew it was something bad," school district spokesman Steve Hegarty said.

The first-grader immediately told his teacher Tuesday he needed to see the assistant principal and reported the discovery. The assistant principal had developed a rapport with the child through speaking with him over breakfast at the school, Hegarty said.

The child, who was not identified Wednesday, was not in trouble, but someone close to him might be, officials said. Detectives talked to his family members Wednesday to determine how the drugs ended up in the jacket, where the boy found them Tuesday morning.

Wednesday, the school district sent a letter home to parents about the incident. The letter omitted the amount and type of drug but commended the child for his bravery.

"The student did everything we've taught students to do if they find or see something illegal. He notified a responsible adult," Principal Sandra Thrower wrote.

Police said child-protective investigators also spoke to the boy's family. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, which oversees these investigators, said it could not comment on the situation.

About 1,100 youngsters attend the school at 10112 N. Ola Ave.

Parents and guardians interviewed Wednesday were astonished when told by a reporter of the amount of narcotics in the youngster's possession.

"Great gosh almighty," said Roni Bowman, 56, whose 10-year-old granddaughter attends third grade at the school.

"I wonder if somebody just put it in his pocket," Bowman said. "Poor little fella. Bless his heart. … It makes you think maybe you'd better keep your eyes open more."

Although those interviewed were disturbed the drugs wound up at the school, they thought the child handled things well.

One parent, Ruth Tavarez, 32, whose 6-year-old son attends first grade, wished school officials had notified parents Tuesday of the incident.

"I know they probably wanted to get the whole situation straightened out before making any statements," she said. But her son had not mentioned it. "I'm just alarmed. … How would I have known?"

Tavarez did not think her son knew who the child was. She planned to use the incident to talk to her son and two daughters, 13 and 10, about personal safety.

"My kids and I talk a lot about drugs," Tavarez said. "I just hope other parents will be as open with their kids."

Another parent, Deborah DeVane, 42, also wanted to use the incident as a lesson for her sons, 9 and 12. She said she often tells her children not to accept things that other children offer them.

Hegarty said a child of this age bringing drugs to school is rare. Published reports show that a 7-year-old Pinellas County student and his family were referred to a counseling center in 2005 after the boy showed off a bag with 3 grams of marijuana on a school bus.

http://www.tbo.com/news/metro/MGB5CJLLO0F.html

 

 

7 years old and already moving weight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My nigga is too sick.

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worthy of reading:

How to beat that traffic ticket

Friday March 30, 6:00 am ET

Craig Guillot

 

If you've ever been ticketed for speeding or running a red light, you already know that the fine you pay may only be the beginning of your cost.

 

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Those who have successfully beaten a traffic citation all agree that one should never immediately pay the fine -- it's an automatic admission of guilt. Even those who are honest about their guilt will find that many counties offer special pleas for first-time offenders that will keep the violation off the driving record under probational conditions that can often include driving school.

 

Aaron Quinn, communications director for the National Motorists Association, says that his organization pushes for better speed limits and fair enforcement practices. He says the organization played a role in the repeal of the 55-mph national maximum speed limit in 1995 and sells the "Guerilla Ticket Fighter," a tape that shows drivers how to fight their tickets.

 

"Never plead guilty or no contest, especially if it's your first ticket. If you have a clean driving record, your chances of keeping it off your record are much better," says Quinn.

 

If that's not an option, you'll need to learn a little bit more about the legal process. Carroll recommends going to the courthouse to file a discovery motion or a public records request. You can check the ticketing officer's notes, calibration records for radar guns and verify that all data was recorded correctly.

 

"Many times, one of those documents turns up out-of-date, doesn't exist or is inaccurate and you end up winning by default because they don't have their paperwork together," says Carroll.

 

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"Very few people fight their tickets with the trial by declaration option. Unless it's a kangaroo court, the judge will usually drop it if you make a coherent argument," says Carroll.

 

When faced with a court date, try to delay or postpone the trial as long as possible. In many courts, it's not uncommon to have a court date three months after the offense occurred. At the very least, a postponement in the trial is postponing a conviction and the resulting increase in insurance premiums. Quinn also recommends asking for a trial by jury because it places a further burden on crowded courts and increases the chances of dismissal.

 

Another advantage in postponing the court date is that it can significantly increase the odds that the officer will not be present during the trial. Because a defendant always has the constitutional right to question their accuser, most judges will drop the case if the officer does not show or submit testimony.

 

"You always want to make it more difficult for them to show up," Carroll says. "Never go with the date on your ticket. That's usually a 'gang date' for the officer. If you schedule for an extension that falls on a different day, chances are they aren't going to come in on their day off just for you."

 

Contrary to popular belief, Carroll says that camera-issued tickets are often the easiest to beat because a defendant has a constitutional right to question their accuser. Courthouses will rarely go through the trouble of bringing the video or picture to court, and even if they do, there is no human subject to question other than the officer who viewed the it.

 

"The minute he opens his mouth, you just object because it's hearsay and the ticket will be dropped," Carroll says. "Most people just don't have the courage to do this though. That's why some of these cities are making millions of dollars per camera. They know you're not going to do that."

 

While traffic cameras are becoming more common, their legality is being debated in courtrooms around the country.

 

Not all agree that people can fight their own tickets. In some states such as Texas, California and Florida, attorneys have thriving businesses fighting traffic citations and aren't eager to encourage do-it-yourselfers. While he uses some of the same tactics, California attorney Stanley Alari insists that motorists don't stand a chance in court on their own. Alari goes by the moniker "Stan the Radar Man" and has beaten thousands of tickets in California court rooms.

 

"Cases often get dismissed because police officers are often not prepared and don't bring the necessary evidence to convict somebody. Still, a defendant needs a competent traffic ticket lawyer or he's going to lose," says Alari.

 

While one can always hire a lawyer, the fees aren't always worth it for minor violations, especially when it's a first offense. Texas, California, Florida and New York have thriving traffic ticket law businesses with low fees, but in most states, legal representation for minor violations isn't cost effective. With a little homework and time, many traffic citations can be overcome and whether you're guilty or not, you probably don't want to pay increased insurance premiums if you don't have to.

 

"It's not really hard to do," Carroll says. "It just takes some work. You need to put in a little time. If you're making millions of bucks, it isn't worth it. But for the average person, it's worth your time because those insurance surcharges are pretty costly."

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http://www.tbo.com/news/metro/MGB5CJLLO0F.html

 

 

7 years old and already moving weight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My nigga is too sick.

 

"Great gosh almighty," said Roni Bowman, 56, whose 10-year-old granddaughter attends third grade at the school.

"I wonder if somebody just put it in his pocket," Bowman said. "Poor little fella. Bless his heart. … It makes you think maybe you'd better keep your eyes open more.":lol:

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