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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

So. Now that you freaks have turned the dating/raving thread into porn with food and the rehab thread into porn with meth, I'm afraid to look at anything while I'm at work. Thanks. Assholes.

 

flattery will get you nowhere. :D

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Yo VAJ you gotta tell your species to GTFO my cell phone...

 

Situation...

My Ex (which I have told many storys about on here)

 

 

So I have been trying to get back with this girl for mad long (since she got back from spain in may) she is dating some dude for the last 3 years and she just like drops hints me and her went to boston and were all over each other we kissed recently on many a drunk occasion but she is too scared to leave because of her parents liking this dude and shit...whatever

 

Texts me this: Vertical Horizons- Best I Ever Had

 

So I listen to the song even though its shitty and gay white people music I get mad emo (like if I had a vagina my office chair would be soaked and rolling around in a puddle kinda emo). So after thinking of stuff I could write back and exclude DJ Funk- Shake that ass bitch I write back co-signed because I am an idiot and 12oz is my life...

 

I hate this wtf do i do? Kill her that sounds like a good option I dunno its pretty much my answer for everything nowadays somebody fucks up a tps report your ass is getting locked in the appliance closet for the long weekend. I just dont know what to be doin...

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Oh and you--don't talk to womens with boyfriends.

 

No see this girl is the one persuing me she was the one calling me from spain telling me she wanted to be with me. She is the one telling me that I was the best thing that happened to her. She is the one telling me I am the only one she can be herself around.

 

I stepped away after I saw she looked happy with this dude. Now that she is telling me she isnt happy I cant stop thinking bout her shits fucking retarded...

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So I listen to the song even though its shitty and gay white people music I get mad emo (like if I had a vagina my office chair would be soaked and rolling around in a puddle kinda emo). So after thinking of stuff I could write back and exclude DJ Funk- Shake that ass bitch I write back co-signed because I am an idiot and 12oz is my life...

 

Forget about her man.

Just meet some hot euro online and get them to get on msn and teach you their language over voice chat.:lol::lol:

 

A couple of people on here might know what I am talking about!!

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So. Now that you freaks have turned the dating/raving thread into porn with food and the rehab thread into porn with meth, I'm afraid to look at anything while I'm at work. Thanks. Assholes.

 

i rarely "laugh out loud" on 12oz....but this made me do it.:lol:

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there was a cat meowing outside my window

it wasnt one of mine

it was pissing down

i let it inside fed it

and now it wont leave

it hasnt got a collar

i think ill go out some "found" posters tomorrow

poor little tyke

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