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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

Man, check out vertex guy and listen to his Duke Nukem song he made. It is pretty good.

 

Just Google Vertex guy to find him, and dl the dukenukem jam or something.

 

But heres some money to have some beers while you are looking it up. It will give us all a little more time with your daughter.

 

:lol:

sully.

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Oh yeah! You got it!!

 

Remember when I said I'll kill you last? I lied!!

 

But I found the perfect opportunity to use the classic Bennett line tonight. When my brother's girlfriends kid calls my brother Dad next, and I am around, I am going to have to say, "No, not daddy!!"

 

I think it will be a riot!!

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to the guy who jinxed me and said my girl was already thinking about seeing other people ...you're right and im almost drunk and where are you at nigga so i can buy you a drink......cigs alcohol carne asada corn and salmon beat that......

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my roomate just came to my door going I have skin cancer!!! I was like WTF?! Lemme see. She wouldnt come in my room until I assured her I wasnt naked...

 

Me:Get in here lemme see your fivehead hoe...

Her:No you're naked!

Me:What?!

Her:Are you sure your not naked?

Me:Uhhh lemme check........Ok I am pretty sure I am fully clothed you wanna take the risk?

Her:Ok

Me:Do you think I just sit naked at my computer all the time?

Her:Yes, I thought all guys do that?

Me:Well Yea I do but only when your not home...

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to the guy who jinxed me and said my girl was already thinking about seeing other people ...you're right and im almost drunk and where are you at nigga so i can buy you a drink......cigs alcohol carne asada corn and salmon beat that......

 

NIGGGA! for real? what the fuck? that sucks man.

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what's the celebration where people break plates?

 

 

i think thats a greek thing to break plates.....

 

but i know in jewish weddings the bride and groom break something....i dont know what it symbolizes though.....

 

and MAR...no need to explain....id just say im your long lost jewish cousin.

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