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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

My mini vacation was over yesterday. Today was the first day of class, there was no way i could fall asleep at a reasonable hour to be up in time due to the fact that i was quite used to my falling asleep at 3am habbit.

 

Anyway i took 3 valiums, and i still lay in bed staring at the ceiling. WIDE AWAKE. but now 2 red bulls later i feel all energized like i've just had dexedrine or something.

 

So a prescription downer does nothing, but a regular energy drink works wonders. the irony.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

Last night I projectile vomited off my balcony.

Sparks and various fried foods.

On to my neighbor's cars.

And patio.

Then I realised it was too cold to be having a dance party on my balcony.

Without pants on.

So I went inside and sang to my cat.

Some sweet love songs.

By King Diamond.

 

 

Today.

I feel like I have goblins waging war on each other within my stomach.

Far from excellent.

 

Grilled corn-on-the cob is my new favorite thing in life.

Next to taking naps.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

Your last two posts in here have been pretty sad.

 

 

why is that?

 

ive been too busy lately to put in work for pussy...finally made some time....

 

and i tried a new salad dressing.....it tastes fucking good....

 

 

how is that sad?

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