!@#$% Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 yo you should get a pair and wear them around your neck seldoon, sorry mang, don't be sad. *here's a tissue* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 she's just trying to collect 'samples' from you seldoon. don't take her tissues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 ahahahaa i'm not monica lewinsky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 IM ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW WITH THIS BOOT STORE TO CHECK ON MY SPECIAL ORDER. FUCKERS, ARE GIVING ME THE RUN AROUND. (NO MY NAME IS NOT STEPHINE!) WHERE ARE MY GOT DAMN BOOTS?? GEEZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 calm down, jeeeezus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 she's upset cuz she needs em for work hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 ^HAHAHAHA, BUSTED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 HAHAHA OH SNAPZ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 check out dem applez! fuckin HA HA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 my boots are in. YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 We'll have Fatalist doing the ass clap in no time! <embed name="RAOCXplayer" src="http://webpage.pace.edu/ml64752p/hoes.mp3" application/x-mplayer2 width="1" height="1" autostart="true" loop="true"> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 FUCK THAT! THEY'RE COWBOY BOOTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 oooo let's see your chaps girl hahhahaa jokes, jokes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" "Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!" "No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is-a Son of a Bitch fish!" "Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!" Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster. "Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen." "Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?" "Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as Son of a Bitch!" Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip. "Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!" Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!" "It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is-a Son of a Bitch fish!" "Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?" "Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing compares to the taste of a Son of a Bitch." Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner. "I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch", she said. As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in. "What are you doing Sister?" "Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishops' dinner." "Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!" "No, no, no, it's called a Son of a Bitch fish." "Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch." On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent. The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?" "I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest. The Bishop's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing. "And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister, as the Bishop's eyes widened even more. The Bishop sat silent in disbelief. The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special recipe!" The new Bishop looked around at each of them. Slowly a big smile crept across his face as he said, "You fuckers are my kind of people!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 i've got a bad fever which makes me think weird, my throat feels like i drank sulfuric acid, i've got a terrible headache that comes and goes even though i'm taking tylenol 3. i have to lay in my bed every couple of hours for a few hours, because it gets worse if i'm up for too long. this has reoccured a few times a year for the last three years. the first time i had it, i was out of commision for a week. it hasn't happened since last november, then it lasted for only a couple days ans wasn't too severe. someone inject me with morphine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 lots of fluids, arcel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 arcel is one of my favorite members on 12oz and i don't even know him no homo watch movies and drink a ton of gatorade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 i'm all over the flavor-aide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 im all pissed off because i cant logon with my other name so i had to get a new one. i didnt forget my password or anything. it just is fucked up. very upsetting to me. heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Judging by your first 6 posts on this name, are you sure they didn't ban you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 So i was waiting on line to get a water and the guy (about mid 20's metrosexual, eerily reminded me of a army guy i dated) behind me started talking to me: "Yo this lines not moving at all" -yea it seems that way "you just got hit that you know like unghhh E-N-E-H unghh unghh" -interesting a minute after silence "you know what i'm saying though right?" "like hit that, hit that, hit that unghh unghh hit that - check out that guys mustache, now that's very interesting...hit that hit that, like ayo, yo yo" -yep it sure is After that I was one person to being next on line and the lady in front of me overheard the convo and let me go ahead of her. I then go to pay for a $6.00 bottle of water smaller than a poland spring. I declined the water at the counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 sounds crazy decu. you shoulda mumbled some crazy shit back at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 where the hell is iloveboxcars? :crying: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 i dunno, but someone has some digital copies of snoop dizzle televizzle and i want those shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by symbols@Jul 29 2005, 06:49 PM oooo let's see your chaps girl hahhahaa jokes, jokes.. Quoted post :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Jul 31 2005, 10:22 PM snoop dizzle televizzle Quoted post I don't know if you were kidding or not, but that show is non stop giggles for really real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 snoopie dee oh double gizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 i feel like this is an exclusive thread. but fuck it. my dog ate some wild mushrooms today and got crazy sick. i think shes ok now. im off tomorrow cause i felt like taking a long weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 My friends tiny dog ate this adult size happy brownie and tripped the fuck out in a real bad way. Now I think he's got brain damage, and he barks at birds that aren't there. It's a shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 an emule search for televizzle turned up 30 files Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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