T.T Boy Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 its where the vandal squad takes you out to eat when they want info. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 ^^^^^ hey hey hey bons is the total jump off where else in the city can you get 2.05$ ALL DAY BREAKFAST?' its good for the soul - that and its cheeeeeeeeeeaaaappp beer on tuesdays AND bon knows me by name - ever time i go in "hey sarah how are you?" thats what is so brilliant about bons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 OH SNAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 if your broke and hungry, bons is the place. I walk out of there full, caffined up and it cost 4 bucks canadian. thats like a nickle to all yall mericans sarah, have you seen the picture of the guy who ate 4 in one sitting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 last saturday night i got pulled over for being pulled over. i was stopped, just looking for my cd case. cop comes up to me with the whole flashlight in my face intimidation scheme. questions. he went away. moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Originally posted by TEE_rase_war@Apr 22 2005, 12:40 PM if your broke and hungry, bons is the place. I walk out of there full, caffined up and it cost 4 bucks canadian. thats like a nickle to all yall mericans sarah, have you seen the picture of the guy who ate 4 in one sitting? Quoted post yeah i saw that picture when it went up.... you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 One time in middle school some undercover on a bike asks me and my friends if we wanna "buy some of dat magic herb mon?" Despite the obviously fake accent and what appeared to be a wig, he swears we wouldnt see part of his badge that huing around his neck on a chain. We said "nah its cool officer." He look at us like he was about to deny it, but apparently thought "fuck it" and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 here's my story, Im walking to the market at about 6 am in the morning, im in central american by the way, i didnt put on a belt and my pants are baggy, so anyway, long story short i walk around the corner where they have a few gang bangers lined up, and lucky me i fit the profile of all of them, i have an m-16 pointed at my head and about to get beat the fuck up by a few military police, shit was fire. But here i usually always get the good cock-eyed stare and questions just because im not white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 this happen on the regular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 ..welCome to ChiCago. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 im hammered and this Im the only one drinking/reading this thread. Sarah, Earl is the man responsible for drinking/eating this many breakfast's/im hammered and tired. WOO bons tomorrow. drunk tyoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 next time carry a knife and shank those huddas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 Fuck, i had to roll through a DUI checkpoint last night. I wasn't drunk but a cool buzz was in effect. i thought it was road construction and then all of a sudden BAM! Mobile fucking police state allll around me. Roll down window, answer their questions, head home. Fuck man, i did not need that stress at the end of the night for reals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postmodernism Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Originally posted by 8onus@Apr 21 2005, 10:27 PM this shit happens to me at least once a month because apparently the only white kids in my neighborhood are there to buy drugs...BS. Quoted post I have this same exact problem. I get pulled over on my way to the corner store for being white a couple times a year. Im cool with a few of the spot kids.... they work on the next block and i smoke with them, they always come over and try to bum smokes and play with my x box. One time im driving home and i drive past a car parked at the spot and they signal to me. I thought i knew the guy so i backed up to say whats up. I didnt know the guy.... it was a cop, he asked me if i wanted any weed. I bought a nickel from him and got pulled over in my driveway. They took my ride and it cost 1200 to get it or they would auction it. CAMPAIGN PUSH OFF is a piece of shit. Fuck you Wayne County Sheriff. Bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 24, 2005 Author Share Posted April 24, 2005 ^^^ buy only from trusted sources end communication Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 Originally posted by LENS@Apr 21 2005, 10:10 PM and some dickhead at a pizza parlor fingered me Quoted post :( :shook: :rolleyes: :huh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 I bet his fingers smell like pepperoni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 I changed my mind, that story is boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 are in in trouble,... in jail, ....no your at home on 12 oz, your worries are gone. shut up now hahahaha JKJKJKJJKJKJKJJKJKJKJKJKJJJJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Originally posted by El Mamerro@Apr 24 2005, 11:18 PM I bet his fingers smell like pepperoni. Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Originally posted by postmodernism+Apr 23 2005, 06:54 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (postmodernism - Apr 23 2005, 06:54 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-8onus@Apr 21 2005, 10:27 PM this shit happens to me at least once a month because apparently the only white kids in my neighborhood are there to buy drugs...BS. Quoted post I have this same exact problem. I get pulled over on my way to the corner store for being white a couple times a year. Im cool with a few of the spot kids.... they work on the next block and i smoke with them, they always come over and try to bum smokes and play with my x box. One time im driving home and i drive past a car parked at the spot and they signal to me. I thought i knew the guy so i backed up to say whats up. I didnt know the guy.... it was a cop, he asked me if i wanted any weed. I bought a nickel from him and got pulled over in my driveway. They took my ride and it cost 1200 to get it or they would auction it. CAMPAIGN PUSH OFF is a piece of shit. Fuck you Wayne County Sheriff. Bitches Quoted post [/b] now i would sympathize with you, except you ARE guilty. i have to go to court tomarrow morning because last month during one of my usual BS runins, i managed to catch a "reckless driving on private property". heres why: its 2 am on a friday, i am in my work clothes still and look rather rugged, aw fuck it, i always look rugged, but still. i park infront of a 7-11 to buy some jacks, i get them and get back into my car. i hit the clutch a bit early and screech into reverse, 3 seconds later as i am about to pull out on the the street i am swarmed by 2 UCs, mother fuckers were staking it out as usual, and thought i was robbing it. since they couldn't pin me on shit they hit me with the bullshit charge and a rack of threats. this is so fucking normal for me, and is why as soon as i get my school credits straight i am the fuck outta here. one of the things southside cops love to brag about is how the crime rate has droppeed so much in recent years..this makes me laugh and heres why: 1)the crime rate hasn't dropped that much, only through statistcs, a few years ago they decided not to list gang related murders along with the rest and made arangements with media not to publish anything gang related...the majority of the crime in my neighborhood is gang related, so while they boast there was only five murders this year, that number is false as shit, and i can name 7 off the top of my head. 2)one of the ways they have reduced crime is by harasing countless mother fuckers, its wrong as shit and they think it really works, its a gestapo type tactic. i have been illegaly searched more times than i have eaten pussy, and i love to eat pussy. and why is all the sudden action being taken on crime that was once ignored? GENTRIFICATION all the rich people want to move back into DC, they are tired of commuting, rich people always get what they want. so what happens when rich people want to live in the city, and want to build their house on the lot where i live? they butter up the zoning comissioner so he will condemn projects and houses where poor folk live, we get kicked out, or bought out by developers, and luxury condos and mansions are built in our place turning our neighborhoods into places we could never afford to live..equal housing opportunity? HA, i see this shit happening everyday in my hood, it is the only reason cops give a fuck now, and unless i get my degree on for real, i will never be able to move back here after i leave. what they fail to see is while the neighborhoods they knock down may be crime ridden they are still communities hith history. me personally being the last of a dying breed (urban-dwelling blue colar whites), i am disgusted with all of it, its a fucking feudal system, and we are getting kicked out like dogs, we work hard as fuck and this is how we get treated, i have stood on a porch 9 in hand when a developer tried to get up on my moms house, fuck them, fuck the upper class for thinking they can boss us around, the hardest working people in america get paid the least, its fucked up, i build thier houses, now they want mine. edit: spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Apr 22 2005, 06:47 PM We said "nah its cool officer." He look at us like he was about to deny it, but apparently thought "fuck it" and left. Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: same shit happened to me once. about goddamn retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gates Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 jumpouts are the worse thing that has happend to dc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colt45oe800 Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 so many, so many On a Thursday night(TnT) Going to the cornerstore to get a 40 with a friend, Not writing just copping a beer at 8:00. as soon as we hit the Ave. four Dt's in Durango screech to halt amost riding up on the sidewalk next to us. Call us over to the car. I try to be as naive as possible "Can I help you officer? Is there something wrong? Is Lassie Alright?" They tell us they pulled us over because we looked Back. Thats right we LOOKED BACK, at first i thought he said it was because we looked black(i heard lawsuits and dollar signs ringing in my head even though im white) but nope they said because we looked back which made us look suspicious. NO SHIT. A car almost slams over the curb and screaches its tires. YOU THINK I MIGHT LOOK BACK SO I DONT GET RUN OVER. NAAAAAHHHHH TODAY IS THE PERFECT DAY TO GET RUN OVER. So cop takes my ID and i just start fucking around with him. "Nice Car, When did you get the new wheels? Are you guys going to put rims on so you blend in in the hood?" They are all Yeah-Yeahing and start talking about cars with each other. while they are talking about cars i slip in with "I'm glad they got four of you guys rolling in one car in case you got a situation(cough: like this)" Me and my boy just look at each other and try and hold back laughter. They let us off on our case of "Looking Back". Fuck Pork *edit spelling and nonsense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTTS1 Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Originally posted by hopeizm@Apr 22 2005, 09:22 AM older cops tend to be ok, the younger ones who feel they have something to prove are the ones to look out for..... they will antagonise you into shouting and being agressive just so they can get that arrest for a public disorder offence...... it pays just to bite your tongue sometimes! Quoted post police in general suck dildos, nowdays its about the figures and arrest rates/ numbers, and thats the truth... they dont give a shit about no one, especially from where im from, so much crime going on they target easy stupid things for arrest rates... fuk em they are a breed of there own nowdays, maybe 40years ago they was around to help you out and they had a local police man wat everyone knew/ nowdays they are just cunts....guilty until proven innocent, you no how to get down, no comment!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Originally posted by Gates@Apr 25 2005, 09:43 AM jumpouts are the worse thing that has happend to dc.. Quoted post no shit..among ither things. my case got dimissed today, as usual. "i beat them charges like rocky" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Originally posted by T.T Boy@Apr 22 2005, 07:17 PM its where the vandal squad takes you out to eat when they want info. Quoted post I wonder how you know this. :rolleyes: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 girl bought me a new digi...i couldn't sleep, and decided to take a walk and take pictures to get to know my new toy better. cop stops me by pulling onto the sidewalk in front of me(i guess to keep me from running?!). dudes like, "do you know anything about those bright flashes i just saw!"...i'm all, "yeah, it was me taking a picture." dude insisted that he look through the pictures i took. i basically told him that i didn't want him inspecting my personal photos. he ran my name for warrents, etc and ended up letting me go...the whole ordeal took like 45minutes - hour. i have like 4 other stories, all with the same basic plot...it's so retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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