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Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E@Dec 10 2004, 02:40 PM

^^^^^

 

i hope your girlfriend gets on your computer and goes to google.com to look for some picture and see's:

 

"guy giving head" as the last search.

 

:lol:

 

you fucking cornball...

 

^i hope you get your girlfriend pregnant from oral sex while installing an AC unit, in the process of finding your inner-whiteboy and strategically placing alcoholic beverages around your new flatscreen monitor and overusing the lol.gif emoticon.

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Originally posted by Carl Winslow.@Dec 10 2004, 10:04 PM

^i hope you get your girlfriend pregnant from oral sex while installing an AC unit, in the process of finding your inner-whiteboy and strategically placing alcoholic beverages around your new flatscreen monitor and overusing the lol.gif emoticon.

 

leave the " :lol: " out of it...

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Originally posted by oneeightyone@Dec 9 2004, 08:39 PM

you old motherfucker, your really gonna be 23 huh....ever read revsology? it was in an issue of the vapors. where he says by the time your 25 if your not a 7 then you fail. what are you a 3 right now?

 

happy birthday in 2 days meng.

 

 

I WOULD LIKE TO READ THE ARTICLE. CAN YOU TYPE IT OUT AND POST IT?

 

 

THANKS,

WEAK NIGGUH

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TEAAAAAAAAASE!

 

Happy Birthday, man. I know I give you rafts of shit when I'm

around but that's just me being a dick. I hope everything

goes well for you today.. get drunk, grab a bj from some bitch

you don't love (preferably with nice titties,) and enjoy yourself.

 

 

 

 

While I nurse my severely sprained foot from the fight I got in

from too much alcohol last night. :D

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man i got fucked up last night, still feeling shitty this morning, i had a shot of crown royal, 3 vodka shots, and like 5 mixed drinks of vodka with orange juice, i had to throw up last night ;P

 

thanks for the love peoples... much appreciated. i had a great night last night, good friends, good liquor... and then i threw up, but it was still a blast.

 

:king:

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hooooooooo boy.

Let's recap:

1) Captain and Coke

2) Captain and Coke

3) Heineken

4) 32 fucking ounces of Killian Red

5) 1 shot of Jager

6) Long Island Iced Tea

7) Long Island Iced Tea

 

End result: sprained foot

 

Mission: Birthday - SUCCESS

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