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Originally posted by -Rage-+Dec 5 2004, 05:49 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (-Rage- - Dec 5 2004, 05:49 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-fermentor666@Dec 4 2004, 05:43 PM

After having gay sex, does it hurt to poop?

 

You're fcking weird dude.

:huh2:

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C'mon man, that's no answer. I'm being totally serious, here.

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rage and nekro, awesome, i'm glad you guys are cool

with who you are and all that.

i work for a gay couple that have been together for 18

years and they are good guys with good hearts, which

is all that matters.

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Originally posted by -Rage-@Dec 5 2004, 06:35 AM

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Ferms,

Fine then.

It depends on how good the sex was.

 

 

 

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Thanks BROWNsz.

 

 

Haha, ouch!

 

 

 

Alright, here's something a little more serious. About two years ago I worked for this guy who ran a graphic design company out of his home. I used to work for him when I was much younger and he had an office with a bunch of people working in it in downtown Boston, real classy. With the economy downturn he had to lay everyone off and do it by himself from home.

 

I called him up looking for work and he said he had some, so I went down there surprised to see it was his home. Basically he had about 6 computers in a ring around the living room. The first real day of work, a young asian kid who looked about 15 comes into the room at about 2 in the afternoon and starts playing Warcraft 3. He also starts looking at manhunt.net, a sleazy gay pickup site and gets all these phone calls that appear to be very dirty and he talked very "gay" whenever he opened his mouth. The guy who I was working for turns out to be gay also, and he is probably in his 50s or even 60s. He also has a freshmen in college come in to work for him who is very very gay also. So this goes on for about a week and I finally ask him what is up with the Asian kid.

 

He swears the kid is 18, and has no papers and needed a place to stay since he never met his dad and his mom is insane or whatever. So I work there a couple of more weeks, it's part time only a few days a week for 20 or so hours and I figure I can just ignore the weirdness. But finally it just gets too weird and I had to quit. I just didn't show up, never called, and he never called to see where I was.

 

My question is: Was this guy some extreme pedophile and didn't call me because he was afraid I was onto his game? I mean, this asian kid had to be under 18, slept till 2 in the afternoon, meet up with strangers in the theater district, and his side of the phone conversation consisted of "You're nasty!!! That's gross!! Ewwwww!!! Oh my Ga-wd!!"

 

Was the old guy his pimp? What the hell was going on in this place and why do I always find the worst possible jobs?

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Originally posted by sarcasm@Dec 5 2004, 01:48 AM

btw, -rage- can i buy a hat?

 

 

Um.. yea.

But my last black edition is being held for a bear friend of mine.

I need to make the new charcoal edition.

Is that cool?

 

 

 

 

Fermentor.

Are you drunk?

You're asking some bizzare questions and posing odd statements.

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Originally posted by -Rage-+Dec 5 2004, 06:56 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (-Rage- - Dec 5 2004, 06:56 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-sarcasm@Dec 5 2004, 01:48 AM

btw, -rage- can i buy a hat?

 

 

Um.. yea.

But my last black edition is being held for a bear friend of mine.

I need to make the new charcoal edition.

Is that cool?

 

 

 

 

Fermentor.

Are you drunk?

You're asking some bizzare questions and posing odd statements.

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yeah, charcoal is fine by me. keep me up to date on when everything

will be ready

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Originally posted by fermentor666@Dec 5 2004, 01:52 AM

Also, I just downloaded Home Alone off suprnova.org. Considering the subliminal message involved in 2 dirty, older men chasing around an 8 year old boy, does this make me gay?

 

:huh2: clearlrly queer

 

and i think it was seekin who said he doesnt get bi guys. what is there not to get if you understand bi women? although it might be confunsing since 95% of bi people ive met have only been the attention seeking sort. to me being bi means not having a preference. gays like their own staright like opposite and for me bi is it dont matter what you are as long as your attractive.

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Originally posted by fermentor666+Dec 5 2004, 01:48 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fermentor666 - Dec 5 2004, 01:48 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by -Rage-@Dec 5 2004, 06:35 AM

_________________________________________

Ferms,

Fine then.

It depends on how good the sex was.

 

 

 

__________________________________________

Thanks BROWNsz.

 

 

Haha, ouch!

 

 

 

Alright, here's something a little more serious. About two years ago I worked for this guy who ran a graphic design company out of his home. I used to work for him when I was much younger and he had an office with a bunch of people working in it in downtown Boston, real classy. With the economy downturn he had to lay everyone off and do it by himself from home.

 

I called him up looking for work and he said he had some, so I went down there surprised to see it was his home. Basically he had about 6 computers in a ring around the living room. The first real day of work, a young asian kid who looked about 15 comes into the room at about 2 in the afternoon and starts playing Warcraft 3. He also starts looking at manhunt.net, a sleazy gay pickup site and gets all these phone calls that appear to be very dirty and he talked very "gay" whenever he opened his mouth. The guy who I was working for turns out to be gay also, and he is probably in his 50s or even 60s. He also has a freshmen in college come in to work for him who is very very gay also. So this goes on for about a week and I finally ask him what is up with the Asian kid.

 

He swears the kid is 18, and has no papers and needed a place to stay since he never met his dad and his mom is insane or whatever. So I work there a couple of more weeks, it's part time only a few days a week for 20 or so hours and I figure I can just ignore the weirdness. But finally it just gets too weird and I had to quit. I just didn't show up, never called, and he never called to see where I was.

 

My question is: Was this guy some extreme pedophile and didn't call me because he was afraid I was onto his game? I mean, this asian kid had to be under 18, slept till 2 in the afternoon, meet up with strangers in the theater district, and his side of the phone conversation consisted of "You're nasty!!! That's gross!! Ewwwww!!! Oh my Ga-wd!!"

 

Was the old guy his pimp? What the hell was going on in this place and why do I always find the worst possible jobs?

[/b]

 

There's a big goddamn difference between "gay" and "sleazy ass child molestor who likes young asian boys." You obviously encountered a sleazy motherfucker who likes young asian boys.

 

 

<!--QuoteBegin-sarcasm@Dec 5 2004, 02:34 AM

i thought of a question (but i don't know if it has already been asked):

 

do you (nekro/rage) look at gay porn?

 

Yeah.

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Originally posted by Issac Brock+Dec 5 2004, 02:23 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Issac Brock - Dec 5 2004, 02:23 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>did you just not like it? did you like it but it didnt feel right or some HOMO Shit like that?

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It was okay. Not good, not bad.

 

 

<!--QuoteBegin-sarcasm@Dec 5 2004, 02:34 AM

do you (nekro/rage) look at gay porn?

 

Of course.

There is plenty out there.

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Originally posted by iced_tea@Dec 5 2004, 08:48 AM

:huh2: clearlrly queer

 

and i think it was seekin who said he doesnt get bi guys. what is there not to get if you understand bi women? although it might be confunsing since 95% of bi people ive met have only been the attention seeking sort. to me being bi means not having a preference. gays like their own staright like opposite and for me bi is it dont matter what you are as long as your attractive.

 

 

fuck that. the attention seeking sort aren't bi full stop. I know it's not a widely held belief, but being bi has it's own issues and problems. It's not Gay-Lite. I find myself telling people I'm gay or a lesbian, because they just won't take it seriously if I say I am bi. And I do have a preference, but it cycles back and forther between men and women fairly quickly, which is incredibly disconcerting.

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Originally posted by <KEY3>@Dec 4 2004, 05:05 PM

damn sneak...... dont you know all gay artists will ONLY use shades of pink with bubble hearts.

 

really... that was a dumb question my man.

 

rah i think we have a case of me knowing what i mean but failing misealy in getting it across.

i wasnt suggesting you drop hearts everywhere or only use pink or that anyone using those colours is gay.

 

but surely if being gay has an affect on clothing or fashion stlye. and lifestyle in general then surely it would have an effect on your graffiti style?

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rage, i just downloaded the audioslave album yesterday, but i haven't listened to it enough to make up my mind. is it worth even wasting time on?

keep in mind that i can't handle listening to even one RATM song anymore, because...well...'renegades of funk' just kind of negated anything they did before IMO.

 

can you give your answer in the form of a sherpa's mountain cllimbing instructions?

 

thanks in advance.

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