dr. frink one Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 hmm...listen to my music, not the fucking radio shit. Draw and talk about graffiti to some kids without her telling me how stupid it all is, stay up till whenever and then sleep across the whole bed and toss and turn and leave food out and watch MY TV SHOWS, porno....furious masturbation....the list won't end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 the drunk lean is great. its almost the reason to get drunk....... i should get drunk.... its been way too long. also, i dont fart in front of girls. i dont want them to get comfortable and fart in front of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemersion Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Originally posted by T.T Boy the drunk lean is great. its almost the reason to get drunk....... werd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Originally posted by T.T Boy i dont fart in front of girls. i dont want them to get comfortable and fart in front of me. Word,that would be a disaster! Some couples believe that it is very honest to do everything in front of the other...it is honest but it is also useless.I want to feel a difference between being alone and being with my girl. I feel in a different way so i act in a different way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Originally posted by HESHIANDET wait, how do you get her to leave in the first place?????? hahahahaha you fugged that one up the trick isnt getting her to leave, its keeping her away and i like to paint without having a sermon before and after i go, when she's gone. and lots of ps2, maddens 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballpark Frank Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 I usually browse THEHUN.COM and touch my privates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Drink while preparing a meal... more like... get hammered while cooking and lean all over the kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Originally posted by T.T Boy the drunk lean is great. its almost the reason to get drunk....... i should get drunk.... its been way too long. also, i dont fart in front of girls. i dont want them to get comfortable and fart in front of me. Yep, you said it.:cool: I would be kinda grossed out if my girl farted in front of me all the time....what if the girl you got the hots for and just meet farts...GROSS, total turnoff. It shouldn't be any more justifiable if you have known eachother for a long time...I still give my friends weird looks when they fart. I'm still under the impression that girls never make bowel movements either...Sheesh.:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 woah.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organ Donor Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Originally posted by boogie hands hahah...my girl did that for me one night after a very long day of drinking that began at 11am and ended at 3am...aparently i didnt feel like aiming so she had to jump into the game...that of course after i mistaked half my record collection for a toilet and proceded to get out of bed, peice in hand and prop myself up against the wall for a good long post drinking piss...god im greatful for my girlfriend...i dont know why i share this shit with you people i always managed to pee random places in her room/house instead of mine. ruined phones, pissed on pillows. oh well. she's my ex now. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Originally posted by Secret: There's gotta be some mystery there. what about the mystery fart? you're in a packed room and you look around for the culprit. TTBoy...it's disturbing when girls get comfortable in front of you...believe me. she's not the immaculate one you once thought. AH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 I HUMP OTHER GIRLS........:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Naughty boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 What if she was humping other girls.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 Originally posted by Secret What if she was humping other girls.... Then ill find out that shes a bisexual and ask her if she would share any of her female friends and have a threesome :crazy: but then if she was humping another GUY then i cant be mad then cuz ill just get my fix on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 pilau> ive some to the conclusion that all the ugly girls fart and pooh for all the hot girls, and the hot ones dont do that cause the ulgy ones do it for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted October 17, 2001 Author Share Posted October 17, 2001 hahha....nope....cute girls have cute farts, more of a "poot" sound than a "fart" sound....on the downside it seems girl poops are concentrated so while they may only be in the bathroom for 2 minutes as opposed to our 15...they manage to bomb it twice as hard....stinky cute girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 Yo my girls mega cute but I swear, sometime she drops farts that'd strip the husks off a field of Idaho corn... no shit. :spent: Oh yeah, and she only "toilets" about once a week ??.... Zoinks ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted October 17, 2001 Share Posted October 17, 2001 boogie: i've strangely had the opposite experience. when i was young i had to learn to poop quickly (don't ask, it's traumatic). so im regular and in and out in 5 min. tops. on the other hand...all the girls ive known take a long time to poop. i figured this was because they stored it as to appear immaculate as earlier discussed. this is an odd conversation. i'm droppin out. :spent: vagina farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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