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things you like to do when your girlfriend leaves the apartment


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hmm...listen to my music, not the fucking radio shit. Draw and talk about graffiti to some kids without her telling me how stupid it all is, stay up till whenever and then sleep across the whole bed and toss and turn and leave food out and watch MY TV SHOWS, porno....furious masturbation....the list won't end

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Guest imported_Tesseract
Originally posted by T.T Boy

i dont fart in front of girls. i dont want them to get comfortable and fart in front of me.

 

Word,that would be a disaster!

Some couples believe that it is very honest to do everything in front of the other...it is honest but it is also useless.I want to feel a difference between being alone and being with my girl. I feel in a different way so i act in a different way.

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Guest Dusty Lipschitz
Originally posted by HESHIANDET

wait, how do you get her to leave in the first place??????

 

 

hahahahaha

you fugged that one up

 

the trick isnt getting her to leave, its keeping her away

 

 

and i like to paint without having a sermon before and after i go, when she's gone. and lots of ps2, maddens 2001

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

the drunk lean is great. its almost the reason to get drunk.......

 

 

 

 

i should get drunk.... its been way too long.

 

also, i dont fart in front of girls. i dont want them to get comfortable and fart in front of me.

 

Yep, you said it.:cool: I would be kinda grossed out if my girl farted in front of me all the time....what if the girl you got the hots for and just meet farts...GROSS, total turnoff. It shouldn't be any more justifiable if you have known eachother for a long time...I still give my friends weird looks when they fart. I'm still under the impression that girls never make bowel movements either...Sheesh.:eek:

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Originally posted by boogie hands

 

hahah...my girl did that for me one night after a very long day of drinking that began at 11am and ended at 3am...aparently i didnt feel like aiming so she had to jump into the game...that of course after i mistaked half my record collection for a toilet and proceded to get out of bed, peice in hand and prop myself up against the wall for a good long post drinking piss...god im greatful for my girlfriend...i dont know why i share this shit with you people

 

i always managed to pee random places in her room/house instead of mine. ruined phones, pissed on pillows. oh well. she's my ex now. haha.

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Guest Pilau Hands

Originally posted by Secret:

There's gotta be some mystery there.

 

what about the mystery fart? you're in a packed room and you look around for the culprit.

 

TTBoy...it's disturbing when girls get comfortable in front of you...believe me. she's not the immaculate one you once thought.

 

AH

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Originally posted by Secret

What if she was humping other girls....

 

Then ill find out that shes a bisexual and ask her if she would share any of her female friends and have a threesome :crazy: but then if she was humping another GUY then i cant be mad then cuz ill just get my fix on

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hahha....nope....cute girls have cute farts, more of a "poot" sound than a "fart" sound....on the downside it seems girl poops are concentrated so while they may only be in the bathroom for 2 minutes as opposed to our 15...they manage to bomb it twice as hard....stinky cute girls

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Guest Pilau Hands

boogie: i've strangely had the opposite experience. when i was young i had to learn to poop quickly (don't ask, it's traumatic). so im regular and in and out in 5 min. tops. on the other hand...all the girls ive known take a long time to poop. i figured this was because they stored it as to appear immaculate as earlier discussed.

 

this is an odd conversation.

i'm droppin out. :spent:

vagina farts

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