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boogie hands

things you like to do when your girlfriend leaves the apartment

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eat at random times during the day....no structured meal plan what so ever

rent porn

collect dirty dishes

not study

not look for a second job

walk around in my boxers AND sock without being made fun of

laugh at christian television

sleep in the middle of the bed

put my guiness stained button up in the bathroom sink and leave it sitting there for 2 days

brushing my teeth in the kitchen because my button up is in the bathroom sink

as much as i love my girlfriend a few days off is nice every once in a while

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Sometimes I forget to feed her cat, other times I mean not to feed the cat, Stay up late watching shit I dont have interest in just because I can watch tv without bitching that the girl is ugly on tv. I also like to ordere take out and not finish it, then I leave leftovers in the fridge. I leave the soap in the tub so it gets all mish moshy. I wear a robe and smoke cigars on her balcony while using a fake foreign accent to talk to her neighbors.

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Guest THE LAW

there's so many....

but THE LAW will concur that sleeping in the middle of the bed is right up there

 

...also feeding the cat more than he normally gets and letting him look in all the cabinets.

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Guest Remy Martin

have fools over and brawl after getting drunk

bump nwa

eat lots of steak

drink

drink drink

and paint shit with out hearing about how ima end up in jail.

i always sleep in the middle of the bed.

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Guest ctrl+alt+del
Originally posted by boogie hands

laugh at christian television

 

haha thats awesome

MC HAMMER has his own show on the god channel now :lol: :lol: :lol:

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whiz with the door open

drink out of the container

walk the cats...... theyre HUGE cats, and they dont get walked. so i take them out.

listen to MY music very loud

watch the movies that i think are funny

smoke in the house

 

 

more but i dont know

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ready? serve. entertain like Merv... Griffen, sniffen... panties I'm a perv ;)

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watch talk shows

jerk off

eat corn chips and salsa

eat slices of cheese

jerk off

drink strawberry nesquick

jerk off to 'you dress too hot' talk shows

eat cereal out of the box

drink beer and smoke cigarettes straight after waking up

jerk off

sketch a little

shave with her girly razor (cos it has those little moisturiser strips that are good to your face)

throw things off the balcony at passers-by

jerk off

make a concerted effort NOT to clean up after myself

heckle the goons on MTV

watch skate videos

jerk off

and the list goes on and on and on and on...........

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dont live with the girlfriend, but when my roomies are gone...

 

-go through all the cabinets in their rooms.

-listen to MY music

-bring girls over

-eat everything in the fridge

-hide their stuff (this is hours of fun when they try to look for it later)

-sleep in A bed instead of the damn couch.

 

 

mmmm i think thats it

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Guest Pilau Hands

my girlfriend used to hold my penis while i peed. WHAT?! :confused:

 

i used to:

scratch the balls

experiment with recipes that could get messy

go through her things

set stuff on fire and pretend the cat did it

 

when you're here i sleep lengthwise

when you're gone i sleep diagonal in my bed...

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Guest beardo

even the worst song in the catelogue has a strangely relevant meaning.

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Originally posted by THE LAW

there's so many....

but THE LAW will concur that sleeping in the middle of the bed is right up there

 

...also feeding the cat more than he normally gets and letting him look in all the cabinets.

 

I like doing all those things too. I want to get wet food for the kitties sometime, but he says they won't go back to dry food after, I suppose that would be his problem when he gets back though. I want them to get fat. I also let the cats crawl through the dresser, then he gets confused as to why they're going psycho trying to open the drawers.

 

You boys are going to give yourselves blisters with all that jerking off.

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takeout!!

lotsa wine and teevee

i dunno.. i really liked sleeping next to my girl at night. girl was like a furnace under those covers.

letting the recycling pile sky high

make a mess

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Some of my friends have told me they sniff their girlfriend's dirty panties. Yeast infection and all.

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Guest Remy Martin

thats gross secret.

 

i leave that to my kitty cat.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Very good thread

 

Fart freely whenever i want to.

mountain ashtrays next to my bed.

spent more time in here without being called phsycotic(sp?)

sleep at 6 in the morning wake at 4 in the afternoon,no sleeping program in general.

I remain dirty

never shave

play videogames

enjoying missing her

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Re: Very good thread

 

Originally posted by Tesseract

Fart freely whenever i want to.

never shave

play videogames

my boyfriend does that even when I'm home.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

hahaha,

she hates me playing videogames so much that i am sure she'd prefer the farting part!

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Originally posted by Pilau Hands

my girlfriend used to hold my penis while i peed. WHAT?! :confused:

 

Yo my girl does the exact same thing !! :eek: haha at first I was like "uhhhhh I can't go".. but now I'm down with it. haha it's like a toy to her.. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!

 

Oh yeah, and the minute she leaves the apartment I grab the remote and watch my favourite scenes from Shut up and Blow me 1,2 & 3..

 

 

 

out.

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Re: Re: Very good thread

 

Originally posted by Lush

my boyfriend does that even when I'm home.

 

girl you got a bum deal. here's my digits.. xxx.xxx.xxxx!!! like rahhh digaaahh!!

 

 

 

oofahhhhh..

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Originally posted by Tesseract

hahaha,

she hates me playing videogames so much that i am sure she'd prefer the farting part!

 

Not me. His farts stink so much that I usually have to go out on the balcony for a few minutes. Either that or put on my respirator (seriously).

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i sleep in the same spot in the bed

i can go out and eat what i like

movies are cheaper

everything else is still the same i think.

 

oh, but there is no begging and whining for hours for sex now.. LOL i used to hate when she did that.

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Guest HESHIANDET

wait, how do you get her to leave in the first place??????

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