Guest krie Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 I dont have a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 I'm so glad I'm not a bloke, so I can talk to my girlfriend anyway I want she's my pumpkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 "I'm sorry..But you're gonna have to leave in the morning...." Best way to figure out a name after a drunken one nighter. "So how do you spell it?" while entering in to the cell phone..... ^^Not done by me, but a buddy just had a hard time by saying, "So what do they call you." So we came up with a better way.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Oct 21 2004, 04:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Oct 21 2004, 04:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-GrimeyLife1@Oct 21 2004, 04:00 PM my good friend randy once told me the best way to get chicks is to spit on them then kick them in there shin....it sounds retarded but this cat pulls more hoes than anyone i know... Quoted post THAT RANDY NIGGA MUST WORK AT A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY AND LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT CUZ THAT SHIT WOULD NEVER EVER EVER WORK IN REAL LIFE, UNLESS YOUR AT A "RETARD FAT UGLY AMPUTEE S&M SINGLES MIXER" FUCK THAT SHIT NIGGA, YOU GOTTA BE SLICK WITH BITCHES, BE FUNNY AND SHIT, BITCHES LOVE THAT, ON THE TOPIC OF BABY VOICES, NIGGA I DONT EVEN DO BABY VOICES WITH MY SEEDS NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT GONNA GET ALL "HEY BOOBIE I WUB YOU" WITH A BITCH, HELL NAH...I START A MOSH PIT AT CHURCH NIGGA, SEE ME. M E R O E FOREVER I <3 THE BRONX Quoted post [/b] Haha,naw that was a joke man,but he's the type to do it,we pull bitches the normal way,i just thought that would be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeezerPHM Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E@Oct 21 2004, 03:25 AM i need a girl to talk pussy whipped baby talk to... til then... :( Quoted post same here or maybe a girl thats ill id rather a girl that would be good for me an her or osmething like that whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 Originally posted by TeezerPHM+Oct 25 2004, 11:29 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TeezerPHM - Oct 25 2004, 11:29 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-T=E=A=S=E@Oct 21 2004, 03:25 AM i need a girl to talk pussy whipped baby talk to... til then... :( Quoted post same here or maybe a girl thats ill id rather a girl that would be good for me an her or osmething like that whatever Quoted post [/b] thank you for contributing that well thought out response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otis 23 Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 bring me cheddar, bitch, bring me chips :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 this amuses me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeezerPHM Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Originally posted by iquit+Oct 26 2004, 01:34 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (iquit - Oct 26 2004, 01:34 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by TeezerPHM@Oct 25 2004, 11:29 PM <!--QuoteBegin-T=E=A=S=E@Oct 21 2004, 03:25 AM i need a girl to talk pussy whipped baby talk to... til then... :( Quoted post same here or maybe a girl thats ill id rather a girl that would be good for me an her or osmething like that whatever Quoted post thank you for contributing that well thought out response. Quoted post [/b] hey i never said it was well thought out :looks around, guessing he sees sarcasm: lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 i call my girl by her name. it's sort of messed up..if even a "baby" slips out, i feel kinda lame. (no rhymo) i endorse the nicknames doo doo bear shit rabbit fuck boohoo poopoo man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 I called my girl "ass blast"... The reason, I can not tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father John Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 I know too many guys who beat their girls. These girls are hot as well and the guys they are dating are overweight alchoholics. Just proves the majority of girls fall for the right hook more than unmanly bitch talk...Girls say they like sensitive guys, you know why? because there easy to control...I'm definately not telling you that beating your girlfriend is good.(it's fucking sick) But being a oversensitive bitch is never good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted October 28, 2004 Author Share Posted October 28, 2004 you know guys who beat their girlfriends??? i hope these guys aren't friends of yours. i don't like to get involved in other peoples business but i think i'd have to layeth the smack down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father John Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 im not going to play hero because these girls are grown ass women and can make there own decisions.These guys arent psychos who are going to track them down if they leave them, they say to there face "if you dont like this shit fucking leave" the girls never leave. Only result that would happen from me stepping up would be me getting involved with more bullshit I dont need to be involved in and these girls going back to there men or finding different guys who are just like the old ones. All you can do is hope they'll learn some day. no they are not my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 my girlfriend and i get pretty hardcore on each other. i have bruises, cuts, and bitemarks. it's all in loving fun, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4one1 Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Originally posted by Ferris Bueller@Oct 27 2004, 08:18 PM I called my girl "ass blast"... The reason, I can not tell you. Quoted post Dont even wanna kow the answer to that.Baby talk is wak.Maybe bit of jive talkn when ur getting your mack on though......its for a good cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Originally posted by ClueTwo@Oct 25 2004, 11:12 PM "I'm sorry..But you're gonna have to leave in the morning...." Best way to figure out a name after a drunken one nighter. "So how do you spell it?" while entering in to the cell phone..... ^^Not done by me, but a buddy just had a hard time by saying, "So what do they call you." So we came up with a better way.. Quoted post Thats gold :haha: :haha: I hooked up some chick in a club and i forgot what her name was, she entered her number in my phone, then gave it back to me when it said "Enter Name". I put it in my pocket straight away and just left it cause i forgot it. Then a friend came over and i introduced her and BAM! just like that i remembered it, which was lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Originally posted by ClueTwo@Oct 25 2004, 03:12 PM "So how do you spell it?" Quoted post i also like to use ... " how do you pronounce that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Oct 21 2004, 05:08 PM ...I START A MOSH PIT AT CHURCH NIGGA, SEE ME. Quoted post God damn. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegirlecho Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 guys like baby talk more than girls do... you dudes dont want to admit it but you love it when your girlfriend babies you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 we dont..[question mark] well let me be the first to admit it then.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs+Nov 1 2004, 06:40 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (EarMuffs - Nov 1 2004, 06:40 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ClueTwo@Oct 25 2004, 03:12 PM "So how do you spell it?" Quoted post i also like to use ... " how do you pronounce that" Quoted post [/b] how about: whats your name backwards? or even better: I drive the (my name)mobile, what do you drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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