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Re: TUESDAY NIGHT

 

Originally posted by iquit

-my drunk ass friend got into a car accident and totalled his brand new lotus elise. everyones ok but he won't be driving anywhere for a year. (thank god). i had an awesome night waiting in the hospital for them to do catscans on him while i plucked shattered glass splinters out of his hysterically freaking out wifeys chest and arms...:bawling:

 

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"Drunk Driver Wreks Lotus Sports Car"

At Approximately 11pm on 21st Sept evening (31 year old) Male Driver of

a

$600K Lotus Sports Car on Route 3 Tsing Yi near Modern Terminal lost

control

& after spinning his vehicle multiple times, crashed into a Lorry. The

rear

end of the Lotus was seriously damaged. The driver, Mr. Wong sustained

minor

head injuries, & 23 year old female passenger (Ms. Cheng) sustained

minor

injuries. The lorry driver (48 year old) Mr. Cheung was unharmed.

After alcohol testing, Mr. Wong was found to be over the limit of

alcohol &

was charged with Drunk Driving.

 

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work/school work/school work/school

 

i just bought a fresh stussy sweatshirt on ebay for $5.00.

 

now................dinner time

 

iquit, you clearly took the better path as far a career choices. while i sat in the brick cafe cutting class, you actually did your thing. ahhhhhh NCC how i miss thee.

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rod trot- no doubt! it will be a 12oz thread mindblower!

 

gooch- the brick. :lol:

 

buck- FIT in new york city has a toy design major.

 

 

 

 

went to a chinese wedding last night. forgot my cam. pretty cool, but not really spectacular. the craziest thing about the night were the dreams i had last night due to ingesting enough monosodium glutamate to kill a horse.

 

hahahaha. the niggamoppa just sent me a funny ass email... i gotta post this.

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How CAN you tell you eat a lot? Well, its simple.

 

First: Go to your local Chinese Takeout. Most likely, if you live in NY, there is about 5 on one block. Order your favorite food that you'd usually eat.

Second: Take home food. Open up the package and count how many forture cookies the Chinese Food Place gave you. Is it more than 1? If they give you two, that means your eating for two people. More than two you say? Damn kid, go get some gastric by pass surgery for your ass.

 

 

This has been a public service announcement from Gatita aka TwoFortuneCookiesOner

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BREAKING NEWS. A NIGGERMOPPER UPDATE!

 

hahaha. what a stupid fuck. i just received this email...

 

I FELL ON MY FACE

 

"Tuesday night I went to a japenese restaurant. I drank 2 dollar sapporos for 2 hours then went to a show at a lounge. I drank a lot of whiskey then tripped and fell over bashing my face into the corner of a table creating a hole that looked like a bloody cunt. me and Steve went home not to long after that and met Dave and Vin at the crib for a delicious bottle of Palo Viejo. Then I invented a hands free method of keeping pressure on my lip simply with scotch tape and a napkin. Enjoy."

 

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and i never get an email from this kid without a little photoshop funk...

 

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:lol:

 

 

and people wonder why i moved to china...

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<span style='color:pink'>so for the last two weeks, i have been seeing an engaged women, she's 23 and cool as fuck, not to mention she's a little hottie, but she is engaged, her fiance is a decent dude as well. earlier tonight we were all out at a bar, (me, her, her fiance, and a few other friends of ours) and she was calling me "honey" and "babe" and was with me the entire night, at one point she caled me "babe" while we were playing a game of pinnoche (sp?) (some shit like that, don't know the exact name of the game...) while her fiance was nex to us and we both responded, needless to say, it was a little weird! what's a bat to do???...</span>

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fuuuuuck. my friend who was in the car wreck is going back to the hospital tonight. the doctors found some blood or something inside his skull. fuuuuck. fuuuuuuuuuuck. the wifey just called me fucking hysterical and buggin.

 

FUUUUUUUUCCCKKK.

 

i'm gonna feel just fucking great not having stopped him from driving if he's hurt.

 

fuck.

 

i'm not the praying type, but crossing your fingers couldn't hurt.

 

fuck.

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my mom was in an accident and had a fractured skull and blood on her brain awhile ago. CAT and PET scans every 6 hours while she was in the hospital. they were an hour away from drilling a hole into her head to relieve the presure on her brain.

 

thats some serious shit, iquit. i hope your friend is alright.

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