2 blaazed Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 ANOTHER FUNNY CYBER PRANK This one was good. bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now THIS GUY "BLOODNINJA" HAS GOT ALOT OF THEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 bloodninja: Wanna cyber? DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-) DirtyKate: Who are you? bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate: I want everything, baby! bloodninja: Is this a delivery? DirtyKate: Umm...Yes DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. **pause** DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza. bloodninja: I'm on my way now though **pause** DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now. bloodninja: How did you know? bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate: What the fuck? DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit DirtyKate: fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 LAST ONE sweet17: Hi bloodninja: hello bloodninja: who is this? sweet17: just a someone? bloodninja: A someone I know? sweet17: nope bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me? sweet17: well sorrrrrry sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you bloodninja: why? sweet17: nevermind your an jerk bloodninja: Hey wait a minute sweet17: yes? bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid sweet17: paranoid? bloodninja: yes sweet17: of what? sweet17: me? bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding. sweet17: LOL bloodninja: Don't fucking laugh at me! bloodninja: This shit is serious! sweet17: What are you hiding from? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: gimme a fucking break bloodninja: I'm serious. sweet17: I don't get it bloodninja: The cops are after me. sweet17: For what? bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states sweet17: For??? bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing. bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You are fucking sick. bloodninja: Send me your picture. sweet17: why? bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them. sweet17: One of what? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you bloodninja: Then send me your picture. sweet17: hold on bloodninja: Hurry up. bloodninja: Are you there? bloodninja: fuck you, cop! sweet17: Hey sorry sweet17: I had to do something for my mom. bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities. bloodninja: Weren't you!? sweet17: thats not it bloodninja: Then what? sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty bloodninja: Most cops aren't sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT! bloodninja: Then send me the picture. sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail? bloodninja: Just send it through here. sweet17: alright *PIC* sweet17: Did you get it? bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking. sweet17: That was me back in may sweet17: I've lost weight since then. bloodninja: I hope so sweet17: what?!? sweet17: that hurt my feelings. bloodninja: Did it? sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? sweet17: yes bloodninja: Alright let me find it. sweet17: kks bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC* sweet17: this isn't you. bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't! sweet17: You don't look like that. bloodninja: How the hell do you know? sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17: Go fuck yourself bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week. sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me. sweet17: you hurt me. bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me! bloodninja: Why would I do that? sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. sweet17: FUCK YOU!!! bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs. sweet17: You're a fucking wanker! sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry. sweet17: No you aren't bloodninja: You're right. I'm not. bloodninja: HAARRRRR! sweet17: I'm done with you bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry. sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore bloodninja: Wait a sec bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot. bloodninja: Wanna start over? sweet17: No bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty sweet17: You'll what? bloodninja: You heard me. bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty. sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty? sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men. bloodninja: I get excited in different ways. sweet17: Like what? bloodninja: Do you really wanna know? sweet17: I don't know bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no. sweet17: I'm afraid to bloodninja: Why? sweet17: cause bloodninja: cause why? sweet17: well lets see sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you? bloodninja: Nope sweet17: well its strange to me bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to sweet17: I didn't say that bloodninja: So is that a yes? sweet17: I guess so. bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" bloodninja: ok? bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can't be serious bloodninja: Oh yes I am! bloodninja: It's my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me? sweet17: sure bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt. sweet17: mmmm yeah bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp. sweet17: Har bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid bloodninja: ...still limp bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole. bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... bloodninja: I kick you in the face! sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!! bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... bloodninja: Your parrot flys away. bloodninja: ...going limp again. bloodninja: Hello? bloodninja: Say it! bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!! 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gatita Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 ^^ That right there is fuckin classic. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 ...... ya know i just did a google search for knightbats and came up with three urls for 12oz and one for sooki's myspace O_o odd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 The comic genius of these people is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 a cartoon reality show (feat. cartoon chicks making out) * Wow, what a completely random thing to find. (top to bottom in stockholm) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 hahaha that stuff is too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 bump, beacause this thread was gonna fall to Page 2! so how are all the KnightBats?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 That videos cool nekro. Here's an old Boston one http://www.silvermangroup.com/andy/DITL.wmv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 i hope iquit is having fun on the islands, the SNL best of Will Ferrell DVD could have been a lot better, a lot! i'm off to school, so see you all later, oh yeah, :huh?: Page 110 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 http://www.muchosucko.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/Embarrassing/presboner.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 good oul billy he is in my hood at the moment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KNIGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTBAAAAAATTTTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 I've been so completely stressed, airheaded, and out of the loop lately. I think its because classes are starting next week, Im moving back to BK, one of my closest friends is moving back home in the South, and I just want this whole weekend to be over. Sucks majorly, especially since tomorrow is supposed to be a fun night. Oh well, I'll get over it, right? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 I really like the idea of the knightbats being some fucking rowdy scottich tribe ala braveheart.... And us all sitting around a roaring campire, drunk and grimey and shit eating huge chunks of meat and spitting out bones and randomly grunting and yelling " ARRRRRR KNNNIGGHTTBAAATTSSS" with other motherfuckers yelling "arr.. arrr" in response...... Maybe I* should buy a spit roast.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 im in a good mood, except that school is going to start, but hey the faster it starts the faster it finishes ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 ARRRRRRR ! ok I'll stop now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 ARRRRRRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 how do you get rid of blue balls? :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Originally posted by gatita I've been so completely stressed, airheaded, and out of the loop lately. I think its because classes are starting next week, Im moving back to BK, BK = Burger King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Paint them back to original color. Or jerk off with caution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE ARRRRRRRRRRR :lol: Illness ... as for the blue balls ... I think jerking of with caution is the best option Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 I ate too many Milky Way Pop'ables today. My colon won't be happy in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 I know what you mean. I went to my Japanese friend's house last night and she cooked some kind of Japanese pasta that had spaghetti noodle with mayonnaise and tiny fish eggs. And I know she's not a good cook so I was a little worried. It went well at first, but then she thought she didn't prepare enough spaghetti so she wanted to make some more, but she had to wait for the first batch to finish. The noodles were good on the first batch, but the second, she dumped the water without checking the noodles so they were a little crunchy. When she added the fish eggs so the first one, she realized she didn't have enough so we had to go back to the store to get some more. When we got back the noodles were cold so we had to nuke it, and the eggs that were once pink, became white. So I just pretended they were parmesan and ate it quietly. Edit: The eggs are called mentaiko if anyone knows. It wasn't too bad, it didn't have much of a taste. However, I still used the salad as a chaser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 :yuck: that sounds revolting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Yes. Exactly. I am moving back to Burger King. :mad: :mad: I WAS just sleeping silently, until this fucker I do flyers for called, at 1AM, to ask me how next months flyer was!? Hey dicknose, not everyone goes out everynight, because we dont all have parties to promote. Fuckin moron. :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 should of just went back to bed....but 12oz will put you asleep, dont worry.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Haha I didn't mean anything by that, just here if someone says Bk they mean Burger King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Dude I wish it were that easy. Im the type of person that cant wake up while they are asleep, or they will never fall back to bed. And its hard enough for me to fall asleep at a decent hour lately anyway. This day has been pretty fuckin weird. Im surprised theres not a full moon. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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