26SidedCube Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Is anyone else sitting in an insanely cold room? My eyes hurt too much from my contacts to wear anymore so I'm wearing an out-of-date pair of glasses with one arm broken off. That sucks. I've been playing a lot of that drug wars game. Ten milly is my high score. I bite my fingernails like whoa. Apparently they've got this thing called MTV, and on it they have shows. One of these shows in particular is your average dating show with friends in the ear-piece trying to complete certain objectives for the money. The more creative and johnny-on-the-spot these people are the better they do, yadda yadda. Anyway, the point of the show is to get invited into the house at the end of the show by the date. (pause) Has it really come to the point in society where we can play the 'I'll bet you $20 you don't fuck her' game on syndicated international television? Whatever that shit is, it's cleverly disguised. Word to somebody's mother. So that's what's on my mind. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 i feel fat today..like i usually do, but really fat. considering if i should go to the wack ass gym i belong to, or just exercise here at my house.. My room is pretty comfy right now. It's only about 70 outside..so theres no need for the air.:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 yeah we eat potatos for breakfast, lunch and dinner! *snap* ok your lovely view of ireland ruined! we got corn pops! and weetos.. oh yeah and suger puffs.. they too damn good.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 i :love: potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 i love cake.. we all have our loves.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 yo iquit, im okay, it's a somewhat better day. thanks. and i think my name should be in pink, and not the hott pink, but MY pink, in the official KnightBat roster, mkthx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 all your sleep are belong to <span style='color:888888'>yeyobats</span> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 i'm hurting. there was absolutely no point for me to show up to work today, because i will do nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft mmmm mmmm good ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 haha is that one of your workers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 so... i decided i'd take not one, but TWO naps today. :lick: 80% of my life is spent sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 PLATINUM GRILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 where the fuck is fatalist. i'ma have to dump that ho. she dont rep much for a first lady. i think it's time the goose made a move on his therapist, a la tony soprano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 so i'm really bored..so i've been on the bme site for a while surfing. i'm all for expressing yourself... but...some of those people have some problems.. (ie. the twins who cut off the arm/reattached it to the other.) ps-im bored. did i mention that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 i always take pictures of my breasts and post them on the internet when im bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 im bored and pissed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 that's shameful, iquit. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 i'm proud of my manbreasts. you'd be amazed how much positive feedback i get. they're quite perky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 double d' status? :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 im not proud of my man breasts :o :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 i'd never leave the house if i had a pair of double d's to play with 24-7. frankly, i don't know how you girls find any time to do anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 yeah, when iquit is talking about dumplings, he's not talking about cute chinese girls, he's talking about his tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Originally posted by iquit i'd never leave the house if i had a pair of double d's to play with 24-7. frankly, i don't know how you girls find any time to do anything else. i agree with this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 the fucking titles are hilarious!!!!!! seeking should write for conan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 my boyfriend agrees with this same principle. he once said that he'd never leave the shower if he had boobies. frankly, i think that they get in the way of sleeping, walking, moving, etc. ..and the boyfriend always has to mess with them, when im driving, walking, standing there, sittting.. arrggh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 Originally posted by johnny the fucking titles are hilarious!!!!!! seeking should write for conan. i believe this latest kngihtbat title massacre is the work of tesseractecles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 http://www.geocities.com/bradproductions/bowlCop.jpg'> just a random photo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted August 7, 2004 Author Share Posted August 7, 2004 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« frankly, i think that they get in the way of sleeping, walking, moving, etc. try having a 9" ding dong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 7, 2004 Share Posted August 7, 2004 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« my boyfriend agrees with this same principle. he once said that he'd never leave the shower if he had boobies. frankly, i think that they get in the way of sleeping, walking, moving, etc. ..and the boyfriend always has to mess with them, when im driving, walking, standing there, sittting.. arrggh. This chick gets so pissed off when he breasts are touched. Its hilarious. Is it a Mexican thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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