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Knitbats: Tease your hair, volume and shit...


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originally posted by iquit

please

 

 

 

When i was in elementary school we were running laps in P.E, i couldnt even run half the first lap and i passed out puffing and sweating..

 

the teacher then said "you fucking peice of worthless crap, go kill yourself you fat bastard!" then it stuck. He felt bad afterwards and he said "look at it this way at least you will never need breast implants"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^ok, that never happened i dont have a nickname.

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Originally posted by iquit

bet.

 

:lol:

 

yo, you shuold type up a good ed story for the knightbats. the kids whole life is the funniest shit ever.

 

i don't think i could do any of the stories justice with my lame ability to write.

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you ever been so pressed for time that you took a shit and ate at the same time? i am master of being nasty like that. but i am efficient with my time.

 

i once flushed my retainer down the bowl, and instinctively went to grab it but came back with a fist full of poo. true stories!!

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