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FuckWhitey

Help me think of a slogan for a zine

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here's a few:

 

 

"i think i broke my penis"

 

"botched plastic surgery journal"

 

"wonk saggin"

 

"i can't talk without my keyboard"

 

"michael jackson ate my baby"

 

"stop calling me you psycho"

 

"she swallows"

 

"how many polacks does it take to change a lightbulb?"

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Hmm, what about.....

 

"Anti-Black Folk Monthly"

 

 

that'll get you some attention pronto

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Originally posted by LENS

Hmm, what about.....

 

"Anti-Black Folk Monthly"

 

 

that'll get you some attention pronto

 

exactly. then you spin it like the printers are racist cause the proofed text you sent them said " Antique Black Folk Monthly", and you never checked before you sent them all out cause you trust folks and accept them at their word.

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all the muck that's fit to rake.

 

it's got words, so all you non-readers better not waste your time.

 

like reader's digest, but local.

 

words and stuff

 

kno spelchekkers heer.

 

fuck the police.

 

now available in mauve.

 

it's a magazine, stupid.

 

reading makes you more attractive.

 

or just have the byline change all the time, so every issue it's a new weird fact, like the gestation period for the platypus, or where to order DIY taxidermy kits.

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as cool as Janet's nipple shield* clad right titty.

 

 

 

*apparently there is some debate on whether its a shield or a nipple broach. :rolleyes:

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"I tried to fit as much as news as I could to print this, but as you can see I came up short. Sorry about that, I know you probably want your money back, but you should just buy next month's issue and forget about everything."

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How about...

 

"Synagouge Burner Digest"

 

the jewish community would love that one.

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