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TheoHuxtable

White People @ the dance club

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Everytime I go to the local Hiphop/R&B clubs, there's always a large influx of white people trying dance. White people have no rhythm whatsoever. They fail to realize that dancing isn't done like you're reading step-by-step coreographed instructions out of a book; but rather you're letting the music infiltrate your soul and letting the beat of the music move you.

 

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well, maybe if black people weren't so busy eating fried chicken and popping out welfare babies like they were bootleg cuggi sweaters, they could teach us!

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OMG LOLZ!

 

YOU ARE SO BLACK!

 

I hope your whole fucking state sinks into the ocean.

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:lol:

 

that lady in the third pic is gettin jiggy with it.

 

"shake it like a salt shaker!"

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Originally posted by seeking

well, maybe if black people weren't so busy eating fried chicken and popping out welfare babies like they were bootleg cuggi sweaters, they could teach us!

 

Holy fuck, that was the best thing ever said.

 

Have my baby?

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hahaha

 

I did get a good laugh from those pics, BUT not all white people dance bad. Give us a break!

I think the main thing is our ancestors came, usually, from very cold climates and when your wrapped up in buffalo skins and your feet are numb you just don't feel like dancin'.:idea: :lol:

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or michael flatley's 'LORD OF THE DANCE'

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i'd love to see a bunch of jungle bunnies trying to jump up in unison and twiddle their feet like that.

it would never happen though, know why?

cause fool's would be scared to scuff their gators!

 

 

 

seeks/dont call me nigger, whitey

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Originally posted by seeking

well, maybe if black people weren't so busy eating fried chicken and popping out welfare babies like they were bootleg cuggi sweaters, they could teach us!

 

Fried chicken and a 40 oz is delicious! But since my food stamps pay for it, that makes it even better!

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Either that or they'd be too busy trying to slam dunk a basketball.

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yeah... if only I could do that 'new' running man that all the dancehall kids are doing.

 

then I might actually get laid! :rolleyes: ;)

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Originally posted by seeking

or michael flatley's 'LORD OF THE DANCE'

http://www.studiopark.co.uk/p3.jpg'>

 

i'd love to see a bunch of jungle bunnies trying to jump up in unison and twiddle their feet like that.

it would never happen though, know why?

cause fool's would be scared to scuff their gators!

 

 

 

seeks/dont call me nigger, whitey

 

There's plenty of 'em that dance in "unison". Who do you think Britney Spears and NSYNC and the Fagstreet Boys ask to coreograph their "unison" dance moves? Not Michael Flatley.

 

But hey I wanna learn how to do the air guitar and the gnarly hand thing where you bob your head back and forth real fast.

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believe it or not, im a very good dancer.

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Originally posted by TheoHuxtable

There's plenty of 'em that dance in "unison". Who do you think Britney Spears and NSYNC and the Fagstreet Boys ask to coreograph their "unison" dance moves? Not Michael Flatley.

 

nope, WADE ROBSON!

 

and you're right, black people do dance in unison...and then they name their dance after an act of thievery.

coincidence?

 

seeks/do the HUSTLE

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Originally posted by seeking

seeks/do the HUSTLE

 

lets not for get the fantastic "electric" dances:

 

Boogaloo

&

Slide

 

 

It aint a party if aint 'electric'

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