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Can life get any better for Homer J. Simpson? He juggles the roles of husband, father, safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, bowler, beer drinker, astronaut, small business owner and dreamer, and makes it all look easy. But it wasn't always so easy for Homer J. Raised by his father, Abe, who tried to compensate for the absence of Homer's radical hippie mother, Homer graduated at the bottom of his high school class and managed to earn the distinction of being the longest-term entry-level employee at the plant. Together with his high school sweetheart, Marge Bouvier, Homer settled down in Evergreen Terrace, the nicest upper-lower-middle class section of Springfield, to raise his three precious children. Homer is fond of Duff Beer, donuts, Marge's pork chops and watching the Bee Guy on the Spanish channel. His dislikes include his boss, Mr. Burns, yard work and his neighbor, Ned Flanders.

 

 

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Peter Griffin is a big, boisterous, lovable oaf who isn't afraid to say what's on his freakin' mind -- usually the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time. He lives in Quahog, Rhode Island with his wife, Lois, their three children -- Chris, Meg and Stewie -- and his well-spoken best friend, Brian, the family dog. Peter would do anything for his family, as long as it doesn't get in the way of his TV time.

 

Peter works as a product safety inspector at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Company. He has dreams of being more than a grunt on the assembly line and frequently comes up with new toy designs, most recently "Mr. Zucchini Head," a phallic-shaped, vibrating vegetable doll. Luckily for him, his flamboyant boss, Mr. Weed, regards Peter as "eye candy" and overlooks his lack of efficiency and productivity.

 

What Peter lacks in common sense and good judgment, he makes up for in enthusiasm. He often goes overboard when he latches onto an idea. Whether he's leading an improvisation scene during a bank robbery or running barefoot in the rain with William Shatner, Peter Griffin is always looking for fun.

 

Although Peter was 30 years old the very first time he had gas, he's been making up for it ever since. He recently ripped the longest fart in television history. When asked to comment on the eruption, Peter merely replied, "Hehehehe."

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i dont think of it as a rip off, just sort of an outlet for all the things they want to say/do, but dont want to risk the simpsons popularity by saying it through their animated mouths.

 

funny stuff. nonetheless

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(imagine i'm a cheerleader with pom-poms and a nice rack)

 

Homer J!

all the way!

cos we know

peter griffin's GAY!

 

Homer J!

all the way!

cos we know

peter griffin's GAY!

 

Homer J!

all the way!

cos we know

peter griffin's GAY!

 

Homer J!

all the way!

cos we know

peter griffin's GAY!

 

Homer J!

all the way!

cos we know

peter griffin's GAY!

 

 

gooooooooo homer!!!!!!!

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Guest krie

"homer, homer simpson, hes the greatest guy in history.. from the town of springfield.."

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Originally posted by krie

"homer, homer simpson, hes the greatest guy in history.. from the town of springfield.."

 

"he's about to hit a chestnut tree"

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why can't anybody ever get a picture of boogie hands, that would really help in assisting me on my decision, jeez:o

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zoid01.jpg

 

The Simpsons vs Family guy arguement is played out and pointless,

and Homer/Peter are the same person...

 

so my vote goes to Zoidberg :lol:.

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peter griffin,

cuz he just passed the 4th grade.

 

cant front on that ignorance. Homer has his shit in order ... even if he falters a bit he comes out ahead .. peter can never get it right.

 

i feel so stupid talking like they are people ... oh well, its entertaining to debate pointless shit.

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I picked Homer, because he has blue pants and a white shirt. Sharks are kind of blue and white, so Homer was the closest thing to a shark. Everyone knows if shark had been an option...it would win.

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