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Hank Parker

Is it that "Create Your Own Moniker Name" thread?

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Make some up...

 

Dr. Thundermusk

Powhatan Fist

The Mason Dixon Doodler

Mulberry Fork

Chatahoochiee Love

Black Warrior

Flint River

Woodruff

Manatuska Gold

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Miss Victoria Wanderlust

Lonesome Vandal

Diddler on the Roof

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Cantankerous Cathy

Spilt Beer

Hard Licker

Love Stinks

 

Tomorrow Never Comes

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im a loud motherfucker. deal with it. if you gotta problem tell me or call the fucking police. im no stranger to cops at the door. i hope they knock right?

 

anyway...im about out....and i see a neighbor with her boyfriend last night....now all i did to these mother fuckers was put a sock on they door handle...maybe it was my bad. big deal. a clean sock on your doorhandle is no dig deal. anyway....i seen em was like "dont trip im moving out".....this fool smirks walks past and when im almost in my door and hes out the door of the building he says "shutup"....

 

so im like...whatever.. i meant no disrespect.

 

then my girl wakes up and is like....someone threw up on our door. someone threw curry and tacked moldy food to my brand new door and it got all over my doorstep which is my buildings brandnew carpet that still smelled good.

 

im cool with everyone else on the floor. little 18 19 yearolds that do not work for their rent and attend a community college seem like just the suspect.

 

their door was pounded on at 5:55 or so.

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i confronted him and his girl just now....

 

they lied three times to my face.

 

i woulda beat him but i cant take no charges.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Ultrapants McBustyface

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El Chapulin Colorado

 

El Chavo Del 8

 

(yea, yea... but they're still dope and i'd still use 'em)

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

Ultrapants McBustyface

i wasn't really reading any, just kinda scrolling through and i saw this one and laughed.

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