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Mr. Mang

my girlfriend is gonna make me snap

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does your girl always ask "what's wrong" and why you're on a "weird mood" when nothing is the matter?

 

her asking the question just makes me pissed off because there isn't anything wrong. tell me ways to avoid the situation so she wont ask so much.

 

 

i know its something we all have had to deal with.

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Originally posted by BUCK FUSH

i tell my girlfriend its all her fault and she usually leaves me alone.

 

its tempting to say that

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Guest WebsterUno

put on a white tank top and beat the shit out of her.

Once youve done that, tell her you love her.

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Originally posted by WebsterUno

put on a white tank top and beat the shit out of her.

Once youve done that, tell her you love her.

 

 

i gotta get wasted too!

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girls get confused when a guy stays quiet for a long time

most women enjoy conversation

and they like to talk

 

pay a bit more attention..

 

ask how her day was

or tell her about yours

 

if you are just relaxing and don't feel like talking...say "i just feel like relaxing, i'm not in the mood for talking" and go chill out by yourself for a while

 

or, sit her down, and say what you said in your first post

 

"when you always ask me whats wrong, it gets really annoying, because nothing is wrong, i am content. i will let you know if something is wrong. if you wanna talk to me about something, just say it, you don't have to check to make sure i'm in an ok mood, or what may be wrong."

 

communication.

 

 

by the way, this works when you talk to your girl

it worked on me

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Guest WebsterUno
Originally posted by !@#$%

communication.

 

nah man, that shit dont work.

Hit her. If she asks you again,

hit her again. Yeah, get drunk

too. Im talkin shitass drunk.

Then beat the stuffing out of her.

But, remind her that love her!

 

:lol:

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just say "there isnt anything wrong, im just enjoying the scenery"

 

or "..., i just feel like having a quiet moment" or something like that.

 

 

seriously if you cant fix a small fucking problem like this you 2 probably shouldnt be together.

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its not that big of a problem at all. it just got annoying and i was seeing if there was an easy way to avoid it.

 

 

relax.

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Originally posted by BigOatser

TEll her, "You know, you never REALLY were my girlfriend." then when she puts on the ugliest face youve ever seen, tell her, "I'm just kidding" then walk away.

 

that would be fucking hilarious. i use to do the same type of shit to my girlfriend. of course she knew i was joking.

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Originally posted by mr_president

tell her youre thinking of why you went out with her in the first place, followed by wondering exactly how much weight she has gained since you first hooked up, and while youre at it, why she wont let you stick one of your nut sacks in her butthole...

 

:lol:

 

 

And I thought that I was the only one with more than 1 nut sack.

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Originally posted by JimmieWalker

And I thought that I was the only one with more than 1 nut sack.

 

:lol:

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man...just tell her.."oh dont play dumb....u know exactly what u did....."...or...."i cant believe u didnt remember...."....im not exactly sure if it really works on girls......but hey they do it aaaaaaaall the time and it always leaves us like wtf....

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Guest WebsterUno

I still say beat the shit out of her.

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i think !@#$% had the best advice. i used to hate when my girl did that shit too.

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Originally posted by !@#$%

girls get confused when a guy stays quiet for a long time

most women enjoy conversation

and they like to talk

 

pay a bit more attention..

 

ask how her day was

or tell her about yours

 

if you are just relaxing and don't feel like talking...say "i just feel like relaxing, i'm not in the mood for talking" and go chill out by yourself for a while

 

or, sit her down, and say what you said in your first post

 

"when you always ask me whats wrong, it gets really annoying, because nothing is wrong, i am content. i will let you know if something is wrong. if you wanna talk to me about something, just say it, you don't have to check to make sure i'm in an ok mood, or what may be wrong."

 

communication.

 

 

by the way, this works when you talk to your girl

it worked on me

 

Great wisdom is contained in this post - follow it.

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put on some miles davis

 

any bitch who decides to disturb a chill bro when he's listening to miles davis all quiet-like obviusly deserves to be shot

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Originally posted by !@#$%

girls get confused when a guy stays quiet for a long time

most women enjoy conversation

and they like to talk

 

pay a bit more attention..

 

ask how her day was

or tell her about yours

 

if you are just relaxing and don't feel like talking...say "i just feel like relaxing, i'm not in the mood for talking" and go chill out by yourself for a while

 

or, sit her down, and say what you said in your first post

 

"when you always ask me whats wrong, it gets really annoying, because nothing is wrong, i am content. i will let you know if something is wrong. if you wanna talk to me about something, just say it, you don't have to check to make sure i'm in an ok mood, or what may be wrong."

 

communication.

 

 

by the way, this works when you talk to your girl

it worked on me

 

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE PLAYA:king:

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this can all be solved with the following response to her questions:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"well....your just not giving me enough head. so i'm thinking you should be giving me some head right now."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then you just smile and push her head into your lap and let her take over.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if that fails, im all for the "beat the living shit out of her" plan.

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No matter what, just make sure she knows its her fault.

No matter what it is and where she was when it happened, it was HER FAULT.Its okay you forgive her.

 

Put your bitch in check all the time. Always make her feel like shes messing up and doing the wrong thing. Its okay though you still love her and forgive her.

 

So when the time comes that eventually one day she finds out about that other broad she knows it was her fault and she drove you to it, but its okay. YOU FORGIVE HER.

 

Manipulate the women. Take their minds.

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