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Kettiecat

I lost my cat

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Guest willy.wonka

my cat used to run away, but i believe she was playing out her wild instincts...

 

that could have happened, or your cat got hit by a car or snatched up by an owl or maybe she just found somebody that likes to feed her better than you do.

many things could have happened, but cats are like people..if one dies, you just buy another.

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Kettiecat does you knuckleheads a big favor and some of you just can't seem to behave like you deserve it. Man. THIS is why teenaged boys have so much trouble getting laid, and quite frankly, I'm not surprised. Go ahead, be rude. See if you ever get another peek. Bonehead.

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Haha, it was hungry, and it got tired of knocking up all the other cats (or getting knocked up if it's a girl).... my indoor cat is in heat and it keeps trying to escape out the door. I just spray it with the water hose and it bolts back inside.

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Guest krie

just go into the bak yard of a neighbour and steal theres :D

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Originally posted by KaBar

Kettiecat does you knuckleheads a big favor and some of you just can't seem to behave like you deserve it. Man. THIS is why teenaged boys have so much trouble getting laid, and quite frankly, I'm not surprised. Go ahead, be rude. See if you ever get another peek. Bonehead.

 

Actually Kabar, I disagree. I know plenty of rude, inconsiderate assholes who get laid. I'd say out of 10 guys I know, 8 are assholes who have been laid and the other 2 are genuinely nice guys who can barely get a smile from a girl.

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I can vouch, seriously i used to be a rather dickheaded asshole like a year ago, like haha im better than everyone and i had 'friends' of the female persuation, its even how i met my first 'love'. Ever since ive mellowed out, i get nothing but, oh hes sweet and maybe a hug but everything else has stoped. I guess what ive been told, girls dig confident men, and when youre cocky and an asshole youre deemed conifdent.

 

im rambling, the top of my left hand hurts, poor kids nose :(

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by JohnnyHorton

show your pussy again then

 

bwahahahahahazhahah

 

:lol:

 

 

ps: my friend still has your bean as his IM icon.

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if i tuck my junk between my legs who wants to see my mangina?

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Originally posted by KaBar

Kettiecat does you knuckleheads a big favor and some of you just can't seem to behave like you deserve it. Go ahead, be rude. See if you ever get another peek. Bonehead.

 

yea she did us a real fantastic favor with that cunt of hers.

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im so fucking thankful.

 

 

seriously, the only thing that favor was good for is all the photoshopped cunts posted thereafter. now come on, whos really the bonehead.

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So I had this cat Trampus... he was a fucking awesome cat. Fattest rat

bastard I've ever seen. He got outside one day at my new house, and

he disappeared for like a week, then came back. I figured he was just

experimenting... so wtf right? That's cool. Go cat. So about 6 or 7 times

later, he disappears for a good month. I'm wondering what the hell he

could be doing out there for a monthwith an eating disorder and

no testicles. My dad soon thereafter informs me that my cat had been hit

by a car about 2 weeks earlier and that he was already buried. I don't

think I cried that hard again for a long, long time. And I still haven't

forgiven my dad for that.

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