Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
theblindpoet

TESTICLES DROP

Recommended Posts

edit:

ok im sorry i wasnt very clear to begin with.

i was reading time magazine and came across an article about an artist named matthew barney. hes famous for a series of films labeled CREMASTER ( this is the muscle that moves your balls according to the temperature).

 

ive seen various pictures and story lines from the film and it looks pretty wild. the guy is having a show at the Guggenheim soon for all you nyc kids.bjork is also this guys baby's mama

 

so if anyone knows about where i could find these films the help would be greatly appreciated.

 

and puberty ruled because it taught me to jerk off. http://www.moviemaker.com/issues/48/images/post.cremaster.jpg'> http://www.guggenheimcollection.org/images/lists/work/11A_3_md.jpg'>

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest FUGITIVE

so you want us to tell you were you can get gay porn flicks thats all about how balls move.......sorry, i really dont know.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

its a huge work that took ten years and it involves 5 high-budget movies (the last one, cremaster 3 recently completed the whole "cremaster cycle"), huge sculptures made, for example, of frozen vaseline, drawings, and photographs.

 

The movies are only shown at the exhibition, the last one was at the centre georges pompidou in paris, and now its at the guggenheim in new york, and i think ill take the trip down there before it ends.

 

Since they are not distributed, all you can see is the pictures in the catalogues.

Id also like to know more about his earlier performances.

 

http://www.filmforum.com/cremaster/images/Cremaster3Image5.jpg'>

 

http://www.filmforum.com/cremaster/images/Cremaster3Image7.jpg'>

 

http://www.guggenheim.org/barney/cremaster_1/images/work_4.jpg'>

 

http://www.guggenheim.org/barney/cremaster_2/images/work_4.jpg'>

 

http://www.guggenheim.org/barney/introduct...tion/index.html

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

im from buffalo ny and these films recently came to a movie theatre near me. i went to go see it them with my older brother, it had some of the weirdest shit i have ever seen. Like some dude is in a dentist chair and he doesnt have a penis but a fleshy stump instead and all of a sudden a part of his intestine pops out and this goop pours out with his teeth in it. A shit load of other weird stuff also happened man it was just some weird stuff i was trying to follow a plot line but i couldnt find one. I tried tellin some of my friends about it and they thought i was full of shit cause the stuff in this movie is just so damn weird.

 

**bobothehobo**

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

these flicks are playing at a cinema here in melbourne on sunday. the woman wants me to go along. they look cool and all, but i don't know how i would go sitting through 5 wierd ass movies in a row with a hangover

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

if you're expecting a good movie, i doubt you'll find it here.. i've heard its basically just many hours of weird performance art.. i read a review and it basically said what bobo said.. just really weird shit and no clue what's going on.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

its better to read about it and about the artist before going to see the movie. and its nice to check out the exhibition if you ever have a chance

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by banjo bob

i've heard its basically just many hours of weird performance art..

 

well, he calls himself an "artist" not a film maker, so that's what you get.

 

and he's got to be nuts if bjork wanted some of that. she's a loon.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i saw one of these "films" last year at school. My sculpture prof knew Barney and got a bootleg of a few of the films. Their not really that long, the one i saw was only about 20 minutes or so. The shit is truely weird. My prof also told me that Barney releases 100 original copies of each Cramaster film, and they sell to all of the soho yuppie art collectors for thousands of dollers at auctions.

 

I also saw some of his earlier work that he did as a grad student at Yale. Like this weird short film of him picking off one of his scabs, and other movies on par with that in content.

 

that is all.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×